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Just now, patrickdrinksbeer said:

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Toronto with a stacked bench this afternoon.

Everybody wants the twins!

JP!!

Always good to get the pitcher up in the 1st

Damn, we might even see Diaz today

human victory cigar

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Less than four hours until wulaw’s annual rant about carrying three catchers on the playoff roster. Not that it matters since dipshit can’t figure out the best way to use the current two catchers.

At this point why bother carrying two?  But yeah- that’s what should happen.  But nihilism has taken over and I honestly can’t even be bothered to post what a smart organization should do. 
but yeah- WC should be 10 pitchers, 3 catchers, a dedicated PR and a dedicated fielder.  But yeah- what’s the point?  

4-0 rays batting with bases loaded and no outs top of 2.

 

 

I have a bad feeling Seattle is  going to fuck us in to the 5 seed 

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3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

4-0 rays batting with bases loaded and no outs top of 2.

 

 

I have a bad feeling Seattle is  going to fuck us in to the 5 seed 

Yeah, we need to keep our game pretty close so we can blow it if Texas gets a big lead. 
The Jays are clearly blowing the game on purpose because they’d rather play Minn. too. 

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Bregs going for the reverse cycle 

Just now, cabowabo said:

Yeah, we need to keep our game pretty close so we can blow it if Texas gets a big lead. 


If dusty wanted to lose, he would have started Diaz 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Yeah, we need to keep our game pretty close so we can blow it if Texas gets a big lead. 

Why? Just put in Graveman and intentionally walk 12 straight batters to give them 9 runs and you're good.

Semien strands a runner on 2nd 

This is why I couldn’t understand why people wanted Toronto to lose any game the last two weeks. It was always 2 or 6 seeds we wanted, now it appears we will be headed to Tampa. I’m not depending on Seattle for anything today

4 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

This is why I couldn’t understand why people wanted Toronto to lose any game the last two weeks. It was always 2 or 6 seeds we wanted, now it appears we will be headed to Tampa. I’m not depending on Seattle for anything today

Yeah can’t trust Seattle. Maybe Tampa decides they’d prefer Toronto and starts laying down. Which would be Herculean given they’re up 8-0…. And it starts, now only 8-3 as I typed this

31 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

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Toronto with a stacked bench this afternoon.

They have every reason imaginable to want to lose. Minnesota/AL West is orders of magnitude better than Tampa/Baltimore.

The real concern is are the Mariners gonna lay down before it is all said and done.

Kirby 45 pitches through 4 scoreless

Just now, WBT said:

Kirby 45 pitches through 4 scoreless

He doesn't want to go out there for the 5th.

Seattle up on bases loaded hbp.

Not fair they're trying so hard!

Give it to him! 

Listening to the Rangers announcers bitch about Arizona’s performance is funny as shit. 

Kirby 75 pitches through 6

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Rangers announcers are so salty right now. It’s glorious. 

Got damn those dipshits are literally the worst.

Re: the Mariners, no matter how much or little the rest of the team cares about this game, I guarantee the dude on the bump (Kirby) cares & doesn't wanna give 'em anything at all. 

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They pulled Kirby.

After 75 pitches? Got dammit.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They pulled Kirby.

And Raleigh and JRod

 

buckle up…

Edited by UTexasFight

1 minute ago, wood said:

After 75 pitches? Got dammit.

And brought in a minor league pitcher who retired the side in order. 

Berroa 3 up 3 down in the 7th though.

Someone named Prelander Berroa made his mlb debut and threw a 1-2-3 7th

Just now, cabowabo said:

And brought in a minor league pitcher who retired the side in order. 

Yep. That'll work. 

Mariners subbed 3 guys who were a collective 0-9, so it was probably the right decision...

The rangers started DUNNING on 3 days rest and came with perez as their first reliever out of the pen. 
If we blow the division to this squad of regards traveling minstrels should sing of this nonsense for 1000 years. 

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