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6 minutes ago, wood said:

After 75 pitches? Got dammit.

That’s his mental limit. And the stats back him up. 

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Can we give Seattle a couple runs...as a peace offering to JRod?

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On 9/28/2023 at 11:11 PM, cabowabo said:

Baseball is great when you have no skin in the game. 

The fuck it is……

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

Someone named Prelander Berroa made his mlb debut and threw a 1-2-3 7th

*2nd career mlb appearance

I think Seattle is toying with our emotions. 9th inning crusher. I will either give them their props or cuss them into 2024 after the game 

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Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

I think Seattle is toying with our emotions. 9th inning crusher. I will either give them their props or cuss them into 2024 after the game 


Servis is saving his true scrub for the 9th 

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

I think Seattle is toying with our emotions. 9th inning crusher. I will either give them their props or cuss them into 2024 after the game 

Munoz sucks.

please don’t bring him in for the 9th

when I look at the Rangers/ Mariners score...

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Abreu could be warming up 

🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Came back and got him. Biggest PA for the Rangers all season.

One pitch - can o' corn.

One more dude that no one has heard of until today.

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

#30 for Tucker !!!!!!

Owes the official scorer a nice steak dinner

Yes! Mariners

 

Fuck yeah!!!

Isaiah Campbell, my man!

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Owes the official scorer a nice steak dinner

Dusty owes Servais too. 

The most 'Rangers' thing ever ...

LMFAO.

POOOOR RANGERS 

41 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Listening to the Rangers announcers bitch about Arizona’s performance is funny as shit. 

somebody should tell them you can’t win if your team doesn’t score 

1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

Tucker's agent literally just jizzed in his pants.

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I was listening to Mariners radio and the color guy was asking for the 2-run homer.

f the haters!!

Get shutout by a team with nothing to play for.  Never change Rangers.

I would have sex with every one of you bastards right now. 

6 hours ago, runthebone said:

Tucker needs to get to 30/30 today.  Scott Servaus is a class act

Yes!!!!!!!!!

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Rangers celebrating a wild card spot last night with a division championship still on the line  will never not be funny 

FUCK YES ARLINGTON LOSES!! One of the best sports Sundays I have had. Texans beat Steelers and now the AL West division in hand.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Rangers choke.  Astros!

Rangers and choking. Name a more classic duo 

Poooor Rangers.  The strain was more than they could bear.

scott servais always an astros.

Ranger tears are more delicious than I thought. 

Can someone with useful skills put an Astros logo on Kathy Bates and a Rangers logo on James Caan? I need it for the thread of hate.

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2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Passing through Dallas and these fuckers have a Texas Rangers 2023 AL West Champions billboard already.

I hope you took a picture of that billboard because that is a viral troll-worthy Tweet in the making. Please post it if you have it.

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Rangers celebrating a wild card spot last night with a division championship still on the line  will never not be funny 

And fucking themselves to go to Tampa.

Astros starting pitching this weekend, zero runs allowed ……..

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