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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

And fucking themselves to go to Tampa.

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It's not like Seattle even tried to win the game. Bases loaded HBP.

Too bad Sousa isn't eligible for the playoffs, I would definitely give him a spot.

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1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I won’t them the Kareners anymore! Until next year!


First mariner at bat next season, we beam them

Let’s send every Mariner a gift card to Deja Vu Showgirls. 
 

How many days were we in 1st place this season?  It wasn’t many. 

Incredible finish to an otherwise lackluster year! I can't believe they pulled it off after that shit show against the As and Royals, but baseball is a crazy sport. 

Poor Rangers, losing the division race like that has to hurt like a toothpick in the fucking eye. Get fucked losers.

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Let’s send every Mariner a gift card to Deja Vu Showgirls. 
 

How many days were we in 1st place this season?  It wasn’t many. 

Enough

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2 hours ago, Scraps said:
2 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:
Please take a picture of it, if things go our way today, it will be EPIC

Yeah wasnt able to. It was one of those digital ones that switches ads

Turn your ass around!

Kyle Tucker's home run was taken away.

Putt should send George Kirby a muffin basket

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Let’s send every Mariner a gift card to Deja Vu Showgirls. 
 

How many days were we in 1st place this season?  It wasn’t many. 

Only one of those days matters 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Let’s send every Mariner a gift card to Deja Vu Showgirls. 
 

How many days were we in 1st place this season?  It wasn’t many. 

About 2 weeks from early to mid Sept

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It's not like Seattle even tried to win the game. Bases loaded HBP.

Too bad Sousa isn't eligible for the playoffs, I would definitely give him a spot.

Wtf box score is this guy looking at?

Just now, WBT said:

About 2 weeks from early to mid Sept

The only standings that count are the ones on the last day of the regular season! 

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

How many days were we in 1st place this season?  It wasn’t many. 

About 15 IIRC, not many for sure.

In the blink of an eye, the Rangers go from winning the division and playing next Saturday to being eliminated on Wednesday. 
 

 

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Kyle Tucker's home run was taken away.

Does he have another at bat?

Just now, Rip76 said:

Does he have another at bat?

Yes

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Wtf box score is this guy looking at?

Lulz. 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Incredible. Rangers are going to be thinking about this one for eternity. 2.5 games up with 4 to play. 


fuck them, we should be up by 5 games, A’s and Royals ran train on us

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

Passing through Dallas and these fuckers have a Texas Rangers 2023 AL West Champions billboard already.

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MLB aggy

Tucker becomes the first 30/30/30 player in MLB history (30 HRs, 30 SBs for 30 minutes)

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Hold the fuck up? Is there really a 2023 al west champion billboard in Dallas? We need fucking pictures ASAP.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Tucker becomes the first 30/30/30 player in MLB history (30 HRs, 30 SBs for 30 minutes)


astros will appeal it after the game 

6 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Kyle Tucker's home run was taken away.

Where you seeing that?  MLB app still shows the HR

Best thing is we get to enjoy Sparky’s clubhouse antics again. 

22 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I would have sex with every one of you bastards right now. 

Mom! Knock it off!

Hold the fuck up? Is there really a 2023 al west champion billboard in Dallas? We need fucking pictures ASAP.
Yes there was. At like noon today
Just now, Scraps said:
6 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:
Hold the fuck up? Is there really a 2023 al west champion billboard in Dallas? We need fucking pictures ASAP.

Yes there was. At like noon today

Please take a picture of it and post it

7 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Hold the fuck up? Is there really a 2023 al west champion billboard in Dallas? We need fucking pictures ASAP.

Seriously. DFW mfers, get off your asses and do some work!

Team is ready to go celebrate lol

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

Where you seeing that?  MLB app still shows the HR

Ok, Ford just confirmed.  Lame

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


First mariner at bat next season, we beam them

170717141227-quantum-teleportation-don-l

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Ok, Ford just confirmed.  Lame

ESPN just magically shows us going from 5 to 8 runs lol

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So good. Way to finish ‘Stros. Now win the whole damn thing. 

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:
16 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:
Hold the fuck up? Is there really a 2023 al west champion billboard in Dallas? We need fucking pictures ASAP.

Yes there was. At like noon today

I will venmo you $10 if you get a picture of it

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