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55 minutes ago, wood said:

I am exponentially gruntled.

My gruntled goes to eleven.

Does bregman’s little speech mean we have cocky bregman back ?

 

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i don't think this team deserves to win the division, much less go to the playoffs WHICH JUST MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER THAT WE DID! HAHAHA SUCK IT RANGERS HAHAHAHA!!!!!

LFG, Stros! 
 

that Braves lineup looks like our 2019 lineup, hoping it works out like that for them!

told ya'll the astros would take the west today.

 

have faith bros.

 

astros are champs.  they will be a hard out.

 

 

Can’t help but just laugh at the epic fall of the rangers. Our guys probably partying it up on the short plane ride from phoenix and have the week off. 

those chumps have to fly from Seattle literally across the country all the way to  Tampa for a game on Tuesday. Brutal.

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The elephant in the room - now the Astros face their toughest opponent ….


 

 

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16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Boys, It’s now the race to 11 

We're due for one of our annual double-digit winning streaks.  This would be a fine time for it.

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


fuck them, we should be up by 5 games, A’s and Royals ran train on us

lucky for us the As and Royal's won't eliminate beat us in the playoffs.

 

The Rangers are getting the Astros treatment by the networks. All weekday 2:00pm games. 

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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

This guy saw it
 

 

 

#SeaUsRise

 

 

What a damn roller coaster of a regular season just to end like the rest do. 

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

#SeaUsRise

 

 

Drun,k lol

 

#SeeHouRise

23 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The Rangers are getting the Astros treatment by the networks. All weekday 2:00pm games. 

I love that for them!

Man, so many extra hours in my schedule this week.  What to do first...?

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GOOD LUCK, FUCKERS

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I wish I could give that tweet a thousand likes 

33 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Am I crazy to think we'll be the late game for the DS?  No NY or BOS and everyone knows us now.  BAL (and the rest of the AL field) feel a little anonymous natuonally.  Ratings will be down regardless but it kind of feels like we'll be the AL headliners.

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

It's just not fair for the Rangers season ticket holders to have to watch 2pm games...from their couch.

49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


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I'm not in my 20's any more.  If I was, I would be looking so forward to Saturday that I would probably start drinking hard on Thursday.  As it is now, I'll be happy to make it through TX/OU without having to take a nap and making it through Astros Game 1 without having to go to bed.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm not in my 20's any more.  If I was, I would be looking so forward to Saturday that I would probably start drinking hard on Thursday.  As it is now, I'll be happy to make it through TX/OU without having to take a nap and making it through Astros Game 1 without having to go to bed.

Same 

53 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

 

 

In 2006, the Dallas Morning News leaked the official championship parade rout when the Mavs went up 2-0 over Miami in the NBA finals.  Miami won the next four games and the championship.  You’d think those fuckers would’ve learned.  You do not tempt the sports gods.  

20 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

billboard Outfront should have told ya

LMAO. That was my first thought, too.

 
 
I knew it would surface at some point
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Tx / Ou and Astros game 1

 

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Between those two games and TXST v Louisiana on national TV Saturday my liver is gonna be in a world of hurt… 

 

 

 

 

Now we've got a few extra days to figure out the proper shade of green for the batter's eye! 

3 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Now we've got a few extra days to figure out the proper shade of green for the batter's eye! 


the next 5 days will be great 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Boys, It’s now the race to 11 

Better than 13

Why not just win 10 games and have that be the highest number?   Not eleven; just make ten the top level of games?  
 

-Yankees fan 

Just woke up in Alexandria Egypt to see that we won the division. Crazy last week. Good job Surly bringing it home. 

Do we really have to carry 26 for the LDS? There are about 5 names I don’t want Dusty to be able to pencil in (6 if you count Maldy)

Altuve

abreu

pena

Bregman

Yordan

Brantley

Chas

Tucker

Dubon

Meyers

Kessinger

Singleton 

 

Maldy

Diaz

 

JV

Framber

Javier

JP

Urquidy

Pressly

Abreu

Neris

Montero

Graveman

Maton

Brown

(Stanek gonna regret taking that paternity leave )

 

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Am I crazy to think we'll be the late game for the DS?  No NY or BOS and everyone knows us now.  BAL (and the rest of the AL field) feel a little anonymous natuonally.  Ratings will be down regardless but it kind of feels like we'll be the AL headliners.

We for sure will be the AL headliners

Anyone know if the time windows are set for TBS and Fox (we’re FOX/FS1 this year) or will they mix it up depending on the matchups?

ATL/Philly or Miami and Balt/ Rays or Rangers feels like the earlier games on sat followed by Astros in the early evening and Dodgers /Brewers or D-Backs in the last slot 

Game 1 will have dubon and maldy, only question is uncle Mike v chas. Playoff baseball, I’ll take uncle Mike game 1 as dh. Yordan playing LF 

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It's just starting to sink in that we don't get to knock the Yankees out of the postseason this year.

 

5 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

told ya'll the astros would take the west today.

 

have faith bros.

 

astros are champs.  they will be a hard out.

 

 

not gonna lie, I was thinking of your post in the Rangers ninth

5 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

I will never, ever forgive those fuckers for that shit.  

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