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7 minutes ago, texasgangordie said:

Seeing far too many Horns fans on socials repping that team from south oklahoma. It’s Astros gang around here and we’ll whip that dallas ass again if necessary

Eh let them have their day they earned it by demolishing the Rays...

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We need to take care of whoever we get starting Saturday. Worry about the alcs opponent when it gets here.

So if it is the Twins I guess they throw Ryan gm 1, Lopez gm 2 and Gray gm 3

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So if it is the Twins I guess they throw Ryan gm 1, Lopez gm 2 and Gray gm 3
 

Assuming Toronto continues to choke on applesauce over the next 6 outs yeah this seems likely...

Mashitty got some new kicks

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Well duh. He is going to be our manager next season when Dusty leaves.
Don't you put that evil on us
33 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So if it is the Twins I guess they throw Ryan gm 1, Lopez gm 2 and Gray gm 3

yes.

if correa and duran want to have little nagging hand injuries that last for a week or so, i'll allow it.

Durans got him all fucked up

Well for 2 pitches lol

40 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This is the perfect matchup for us. Now just need to take care of the biz. 

Tell me why you think this. Team stats are pretty comparable. 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

We need to sweep these guys 

They ain’t fucking around. Just win, baby. 

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

 

They never learn.

10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

They never learn.

Well hopefully by next Friday the 14th we have a clip of Arlington wanting Houston too

16 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Give them the damn October smoke.

22 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

As soon as I saw the first second of this clip I knew I didn't even need to unmute my audio.  These fans sure got real cocky real fast, considering they root for a team that just broke an 18 game postseason losing streak. 

3 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Pretty much already knew this but this might be new leader in the club house for my all time MLB "what if" scenario: What if that rat fuck Fiers was just a little bit better in 2019 and didn't get totally blown out in those two starts at Minute Maid...does he move on with what was left of his career (not much) and this whole thing maybe never gets out? Or maybe it gets out way later when he is looking for some cash and a book deal or something and it doesn't blow up nearly as much (no huge investigation)?

 

Nope. Would have just delayed it. Rat would have written a book or some shit years later and then the speculation would truly be beyond 2017. 

Let’s Fucking Go!!!!

 

 

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Good luck fuckers

Sure would be nice if they would go ahead and post the times now that the field is set....

25 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Sure would be nice if they would go ahead and post the times now that the field is set....

Yep. I’m assuming that we get the 3rd slot so we don’t overlap the Tex-Bal game on FS1

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Catches

 


surly thread - how dare you share Julks and Dubon making some good catches !!!!!!

 

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Be careful what you wish for Twins. 
 

Crushed fan bases out front should have told you. 

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


surly thread - how dare you share Julks and Dubon making some good catches !!!!!!

 

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2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Got a time for Saturday yet?

Nope. Someone at MLB headquarters must have wanted to go home on time and make the call Thursday morning. Ridiculous that we’re two days out with the teams set and they won’t announce the times. I assume we will find out this AM.

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Got a time for Saturday yet?

 

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Nope. Someone at MLB headquarters must have wanted to go home on time and make the call Thursday morning. Ridiculous that we’re two days out with the teams set and they won’t announce the times. I assume we will find out this AM.

The MLB app is showing 3:45CT

Tex/Bal at 12:00

Phil/Atl at 5:07

Az/LA at 8:20

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ESPN has the same as above for all except our game still TBD.

Shows we play Sunday night at 7pm 

 

Edit-  posting before the choadler tweet was posted so nevermind

Edited by Scraps

Anyone got 4 tickets to Saturday they willing to sell before I pay StubHub fees?

44 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Nope. Someone at MLB headquarters must have wanted to go home on time and make the call Thursday morning. Ridiculous that we’re two days out with the teams set and they won’t announce the times. I assume we will find out this AM.

They were waiting to see whether the Yankees and Red Sox were going to make it.

Anyone got 4 tickets to Saturday they willing to sell before I pay StubHub fees?
Screw it, pulled the trigger. Section 313 holla.

Tuesday’s forecast is low of 40, high of 54, so it’s better to play in the afternoon

 

8 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

That Tuesday start time blows ass...

Even without the redsox and Yankees in the playoffs the Astros still get the weekday afternoon game 😡 

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Tuesday’s forecast is low of 40, high of 54, so it’s better to play in the afternoon

Yeah I forgot they refused to build a retractable roof when they replaced the HHH shitpile...

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