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Huh so we can win at home?

Nice win.  Take command tomorrow

I’ll take it. 

Great job JV. Great job Pressly. 

Shake it off mad dog Neris. You’re still good with me. 

I've been in knots since kickoff in Dallas. Thrilled to salvage what we could today. Tip of the cap to aggy for helping. 

Makes what could have been a really shitty day only crappy 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Makes what could have been a really shitty day only crappy 

I'm still distraught

What happened to Frank Thomas? Did he finally get fired for selling snake oil?

That’s about as good of a game 1 as you can ask for, other than the 7th inning hiccup from Neris

 

score early and often tomorrow and let’s have a yawner 

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

That’s about as good of a game 1 as rich can ask for, other than the 7th inning hiccup from Neris

 

score early and often tomorrow and let’s have a yawner 


Nerris gifted them 4 runs  and we still won 

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

That’s about as good of a game 1 as you can ask for, other than the 7th inning hiccup from Neris

 

score early and often tomorrow and let’s have a yawner 

You mean Yainer?

I’m not completely sure, but I’m guessing they’re not chanting “We want Houston” in Minneapolis anymore. 

nice win.  i know they hit two bombs in the 7th, but it starts with neris hitting a guy like a moron.  no more of that shit please.  they asked jeter if it helps, if it means something that they put up a fight to build on for tomorrow, he's like, "lol no, a loss is a loss, tomorrow is a new game."  no shit, glad he actually said it.  this isn't school, nobody here to learn.

and if we're to believe that javier has actually "figured it out", good luck, fuckers.

Hold on a gad damn minute, do we get free chicken sandwiches for Yordan’s hr off the pole ?

24 minutes ago, Overlord said:

I’m not completely sure, but I’m guessing they’re not chanting “We want Houston” in Minneapolis anymore. 

Crowd noise made it sound like "Houston." Turns out it actually was "lutefisk."

59 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Solid W, let’s game 2 tomorrow 

We have our best pitcher going tomorrow.

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hold on a gad damn minute, do we get free chicken sandwiches for Yordan’s hr off the pole ?

Yeah. Show up tomorrow. It’ll look closed and empty but I promise 

1 hour ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Maldy has to guide Pressly to the promised land. Can't do that from the bench. 

Then why pinch run for Brantley? Either you do neither or you do both. Dusty didn't follow the common sense drill as per usual

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Dusty sucks in case you haven't been paying attention

Yes, but Phil can bring more than this. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Overlord said:

What happened to Frank Thomas? Did he finally get fired for selling snake oil?

How you know the boner pills dont work?

16 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Looking around, feeling good about winning game 1 at home in a short series

It’s a must 

Boy. It looks like we escaped disaster. All the big dog “favorites” are getting their asses kicked today/tonight. 

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Boy. It looks like we escaped disaster. All the big dog “favorites” are getting their asses kicked today/tonight. 

Poor Kershaw is getting embarrassed. Like standing on a stage naked embarrassed. 

I called both Yordan homers just saying.


In fairness every fucking time he comes to AB i call a homer cause its the fucking odds on favorite


Just now, Scraps said:

I called both Yordan homers just saying.


In fairness every fucking time he comes to AB i call a homer cause its the fucking odds on favorite

 

What’s the single post season record for home runs?

Cause he gonna break it this year!

4 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Poor Kershaw is getting embarrassed. Like standing on a stage naked embarrassed. 

While JV's finally getting on a roll in crunch time, Kershaw's compounding his October woes. LA of course has the firepower to win a wild one, but I sure hope they don't. 

today i've heard that kershaw is a first ballot hof, maybe unanimous.  verlander is probably a hof, maybe first ballot.  ok.

must be nice for the nl to get the day off tomorrow.  why didn't they just stagger them from the beginning?  kinda shitty.

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