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I'd switch over to the cowboys but they're shitting the bed as well. 

Showrrea is still that guy

10 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Diaz at-bats the entire postseason +/- 0.5?   

Over. If you made that number of starts I might bet under. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Are we going to the arsonist?  Exciting.  He’s only allowed like 65% if inherited runners to score. 

Bagwell and Dusty want you to stop bringing stats into this! 

Just now, cabowabo said:

This play by play guy is annoying as hell.

Wait till we go to minny. It’s only gonna get worse.

Maton's shitty throw let both runners move up

Baby Framber is out. 
 

We need offense. 
 

You know where I’m headed with this. 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'm not gonna lie.  I've had more fun than this.

I've seen better HPU's than this.

 

Astros gotta hit, but holy fuck the pitchers are getting squeezed.

AJ Pierzjewski acts like he was a much better player than he was. 

Any pitch an inch outside is a ball. So is any strike at the knees. 

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'd switch over to the cowboys but they're shitting the bed as well. 

 

 

Thats good

3 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Baby Framber is out. 
 

We need offense. 
 

You know where I’m headed with this. 

Yes - Diaz will pinch hit in the bottom of the 8th when we are down 7-0

Welp, Maton just kept our chances of a 6-5 victory alive.

Might be a good time to start on the 6, tho.

Hell of a curve ball there by Maton to save the day. 5 runs is doable, but not easy. Let's go

That’s the closest he’s got to a HR since the Titanic sank. 

Why? Why? Why?

We need offense. 

Edited by Overlord

wtf?  How are these useless announcers not saying anything?  Instead we have dipshit defending having the 2-hitter bunt last inning.

I usually stay out of the Dusty sucks stuff but I can't explain why Machete is batting there.

Cool cool cool... Maldonado couldn't even advance the runner. 

This really is active sabotage by a manager 

Just now, cabowabo said:

Not our night. 

This is it.

Just a horrid season being clutch overall

Of course doesn’t help that Lopez is pitching amazingly well. 

Dusty basically flew the white flag in that half inning. 
 

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I don't think he's going to let Diaz get behind the plate in the playoffs.

Depends on whether France or Urquidy is our #4

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

A photo I wish I hadn't been able to snap:
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19 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I don't think he's going to let Diaz get behind the plate in the playoffs.

Then we deserve to lose and he will be fired.

I am eating some banana pudding in hopes of it causing the bats to wake up. 

8 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

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hard to scratch out a win regardless of what your SP does when 2 through 5 are 0-11.


but but dusty !!!!

when players hit, coaches look smart 

Edited by tx 3 putt

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