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4 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I am eating some banana pudding in hopes of it causing the bats to wake up. 


damn I’m jealous 

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Man, joke of a performance tonight

Lmao. Montero gonna blow this shit up to the moon

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Well maybe if Montero hits enough of them, they will have to forfeit. 


put them all on the IR 

hes going to walk in a run

 bailed out, that was high

33 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I usually stay out of the Dusty sucks stuff but I can't explain why Machete is batting there.

There ... in Minute Maid Park you mean, right?

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Just now, David Dennison said:

It happens.

Especially at home.  This is a road team.  

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The lone bright spot tonight. Throwing Correa out at home.

44 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I don't think he's going to let Diaz get behind the plate in the playoffs.

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Oh Yanier. I hope you enjoyed the playoffs. See you in 2024…

I hate losing before an off day/ week.

Just now, oh_snap said:

Oh Yanier. I hope you enjoyed the playoffs. See you in 2024…

Let’s hope he gets one more AB tonight 

Simply dominated so far. Credit to Lopez for getting it done in a tough situation. Hopefully he'll be exhausted in his next start after that interview. 

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

No one has reached base with Diaz behind the plate this postseason 

 

just sayin 

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This guy is 100% going to jerk off to the Pablo Lopez interview on his DVR later.

YORDAN! I'm so glad Lunhow saved him from becoming a Dodger. That trade probably cost them at least 2 rings. What a fucking monster.

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Walked Bregman after the first four pitches to Altuve were all out of the zone...but two of them were called strikes. Of course, not really worth mentioning by the Lopez groupies in the booth. 

Abreu taking middle middle fastballs on the first pitch in every AB is really starting to piss me off 

 

you aren’t prime Correa 

"It's literally an eighth of an inch off the plate, if that.  How's he supposed to call that a ball?"

"It was a ball."

You know how fucking stupid you have to be to make A.J. the smart one??

wtf are they saying, the strike zone box overlay is an average of the strikezone for the player? Is that correct?

 

I’m getting concerned (and pissed) about Abreu’s lack of effort over these last two games. 
 

Run harder you fucking overpaid prick. 

2 minutes ago, Smax said:

wtf are they saying, the strike zone box overlay is an average of the strikezone for the player? Is that correct?

 

Don’t try to make sense of /translate stupid 

 

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1 minute ago, Overlord said:

I’m getting concerned (and pissed) about Abreu’s lack of effort over these last two games. 
 

Run harder you fucking overpaid prick. 

If nothing else to pull a hammy and get Diaz more ABs playing first 

Getting a look a Duran after being down 6 through 7 is a least somewhat a moral victory tonight 

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If brown does his job here

Minnesota is gonna be the loudest stadium in baseball history. We'll have no chance of hearing the pitch com. We're fucked.

Adam Wainwright? You finally retired, after throwing 82mph fastballs and getting raked all year. 
 

Dude, you played for 22 straight years. How bout spending some time with your family, or dog. 
 

Do you really need to be doing color for Fox this soon after your last season? The body isn’t even cold yet. 

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