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When dipshit was talking about how tough the Astros' first 4 batters are, I said to myself "Wait, what about #5?"

Heh...

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

You knew Yainer wasn't getting a hit.  Baseball gods insisted upon it.

Dusty has wet dreams of DFA' ing Yainer, so butt boy Maldy can sign a one year deal

They spent the whole pregame and the beginning of the game sucking off Sonny Gray, hopefully they talk shit on Javier

Just got off a work call.  How are we doing?

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I wish I had a button that would let me shock the broadcast crew every time once of them says Waino.

I have the sound off because I am still working.

When work is done, sound probably stays off.

Breaking ball is moving a ton for him.

 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Just got off a work call.  How are we doing?

You get back on that phone right now!!

Edited by TexArcher

21 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Arod just said the team who wins the first 5 innings will win because the shadows will be in play in the last 3?

Did i hear that dumbass right?

Wut?
 

Yeah. I could see that and seem to remember the shadows being funky here.

Their ballpark faces East. You can see it in the pic above  the shadows run parallel to the first base line instead of creeping from home towards the outfield 

Javier doesn't speak english jackasses lmao

ump cam sucks.  It's distorted AF.

 

Maybe it's in Angel Hernandez view mode.

 

Edited by slorch

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

My butthole is the size of an electron now.

If you shoved a lump of coal up my ass, by the 6th inning you'd have a diamond. 

El reptil.

 

slightly gruntled today/

Fuck you Javier. 
Fuck you...be better

Love that

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Fuck you Javier. 

Come again? 

Tack on another crooked number, guys.  Let's make this one boring.

nice job getting 4 outs that inning

1 minute ago, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:
Fuck you Javier. 

Fuck you...be better

Fair. I'm just tired of him playing with fire. 

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Come again? 

Just a moment of frustration. I'm good now. 

Please bunt here... yea, not gonna happen I know

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Please bunt here... yea, not gonna happen I know

I just need to shut up today I guess. Lol

Nice job.

 

Solid contribution, Maldy.

Atta boy JP.  Another grounder.  He got it out of the infield this time.  That's a good sign.  JP is usually the king of infield hits.

Holy shit, did Dusty just make a smart baseball play?

Y'all ninjas fucked now.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

I just need to shut up today I guess. Lol

No.  Keep fucking going.  Your jinxes are paying off in spades.

Twins strike out: shadows are tough

Astros strike out: Gray is awesome 

 

 

This ump has a rather inconsistent strikezone.

Why do we have to listen to Wainwright stories all fucking game?

Just now, kevwun said:

This ump is a cocksucker.

You said it, mang.

I feel like all Bregman has been doing lately is either pop up or hit weak grounders to the left side. 

Crusty will never bunt again after that

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Twins strike out: shadows are tough

Astros strike out: Gray is awesome 

 

 

WGAF.  Their endorsement is not needed.

The national boys hate us.  Astros blew up their pecking order for the past decade.  Fuck em.

Their protests are just another form of anguish.

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I just need to shut up today I guess. Lol

Honestly, I think you need to talk more shit. It is working pretty well so far. My wife spends the entire game shitting on every player. She hates that Abreu won't button his shit, so mid shit talk rant, boom he goes yard. Let the hate flow!

I'm gonna admit the Twins ballpark looks like a great place to watch a game.

So the shadows are only affecting the Twins.  mmmkay.

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