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It don't make a shit.  They can whine all they want if Javier keeps pitching like this.

Fuck your gotdam shadows.

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Javier getting 5 Ks on 29 pitches can only mean some hidden Astros employee who's stealing signs in the outfield is also shining a laser in Twins batters' eyes. 

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Javier getting 5 Ks on 29 pitches can only mean some hidden Astros employee who's stealing signs in the outfield is also shining a laser in Twins batters' eyes. 

We created the shadows

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So the shadows are only affecting the Twins.  mmmkay.

Yes. Keep up would ya.
Just now, Macklemore said:

Bad Abreu shows up again :(

He will be bad Abreu most of the time if they keeping throwing him up and in fastballs 

Just now, Macklemore said:

Bad Abreu shows up again :(

He earned some breathing room with that first AB

Wasting chances to add more runs. No bueno with Javier's penchant for giving up runs. I'd be surprised if 4 runs is enough today. 

Dammit Yianer!

Put in my boy Jon Singleton. (Pot smoking fat motherfucker)

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

You are assuming the Orioles pull their heads out of their asses. If they lose our game is at 6pm tomorrow

Is this right about 6pm tomorrow?

I didn't hear shadows once during the Astros half inning

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Dammit Yianer!

Put in my boy Jon Singleton. (Pot smoking fat motherfucker)

Our DH should always be the professional hitter but maybe playing 3 games in a row is too much work per Dusty 

Just now, Rip76 said:

Is this right about 6pm tomorrow?

Yes.  If the Rangers win tonight our game gets pushed back 

1 minute ago, dr99 said:

I didn't hear shadows once during the Astros half inning

too busy masturbating to that sweeper

11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Wasting chances to add more runs. No bueno with Javier's penchant for giving up runs. I'd be surprised if 4 runs is enough today. 

So are the Twins...

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Javier gonna Javier

Keep it going!

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Javier gonna Javier

You need to step your game up! That post is rookie level hate. We almost had a problem there. 

Why isn't he bunting there to put a runner on 2nd for Altuve?

Strike 2 call changed the whole AB

HPU is sympathetic to Sonny's cause.

so much staring at 3rd strikes 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Bullshit strike call

i've been on mute.  i assume there's been plenty of chatter about how we're getting fucked on ball/strike calls?

Enough with the fucking shadows when the Twins are at bat. Disrespectful to the great pitching we’re seeing from Javier.

8 pitch innings work

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