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Yordan drags his nuts across their face for good measure.

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Hammerin' Yordan!!

He went up and got that one.

Did you hear how sad Amin was on that HR call?

Edited by dr99

He’s going to break record for home runs in a single postseason. 
 

What is the record? Who knows. But he gonna break it. 

Upper decker!

pitch Maldy in the 9th

Did Abreu have a 2 HR game all season?

Abreu saved all his shit for the post season, I'll allow it

Diaz, you chode! Stop proving us wrong about you.

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

He’s going to break record for home runs in a single postseason. 
 

What is the record? Who knows. But he gonna break it. 

10 home runs
 
Randy Arozarena set the single-postseason mark with 10 home runs over 20 games of the Tampa Bay Rays' World Series runner-up finish in 2020.
Edit: May be difficult, considering the many walks he’s looking at. 

Edited by Overlord

Did Yanier get the golden sombrero on strike two? Wtf just happened

Did Abreu have a 2 HR game all season?
Yep...destroyed the Rangers butthole

 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Screw the 107p start tomorrow. Go Rangers.

Nah

7 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Feels like a good day for 10 runs 

This guy fucks 

1 minute ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Diaz, you chode! Stop proving us wrong about you.

Rusty bc he never fucking plays 

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:
10 home runs
 
Randy Arozarena set the single-postseason mark with 10 home runs over 20 games of the Tampa Bay Rays' World Series runner-up finish in 2020.

too soon

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

KEEP TALKIN SHIT!!!

Always

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Upper decker!

It looks way more impressive on TV in person. Their stands are right on top of the field.

 

But still 440 which is a BOMB

i remember Springer hitting one damn near the top of that 2nd deck that I thought had to be over 500’ and don’t think it cleared 450 

Edited by UTexasFight
Nm. It was bomb. https://www.mlb.com/news/astros-george-springer-hits-473-foot-homer-c233586304

7 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Did you here how sad Amin was on that HR call

No my TV has been on mute for all but 1 pitch.  I am happier for it.

3 minutes ago, Overlord said:
10 home runs
 
Randy Arozarena set the single-postseason mark with 10 home runs over 20 games of the Tampa Bay Rays' World Series runner-up finish in 2020.

So Yordan is on pace to break that by game 4 of the LCS

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Let’s save some for tomorrow guys!

Agreed. We don't want 10+ runs given our history. 9 is perfect

7 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Feels like a good day for 10 runs 

10 runs total.

Close enough.

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

So Yordan is on pace to break that by game 4 of the LCS

We just need some nice symmetry where Yordan closes it out with 2 HR tomorrow.

I like work baseball.  The day goes much faster.

17 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

it's like all our players who were good last year, then shitty all during the season, suddenly remembered how to fucking ball

Oh, I know why.

Away game. Duh.

13 minutes ago, slorch said:

Yordan drags his nuts across their face for good measure.

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Montero time!

Just now, WBT said:

Montero time!

He needs a good, clean inning. Get some of last year’s confidence. 
 

Walking first guy not good start

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Montero time!

Brand new Cadillacs getting handed out to the Twins tonight.

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