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Damn, sawed Correa off nasty with that one.  Too bad it went foul.

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Maldy will lead off the 3rd. fuck

Or maybe it will be Diaz...? 

Surly managers require a very large bullpen. 
So does the Twins actual manager cause this move is dumb

maldy calmed down Javier yesterday?  When is Javier not calm?

Martin Maldonado is the Jeff Fisher of baseball.  The media is convinced that he's good, no matter what the stats say, because they like him.

I was going to compliment Maldy for at least going deep in the count but it doesn't matter all that much in a bullpen game

anyone else think Correa was (slightly) trolling Altuve with that throw, or was he just being ultra careful?

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

maldy calmed down Javier yesterday?  When is Javier not calm?

Well, nothing shakes a pitcher more than his team giving him a 4-0 lead in the first.

Twins fans with a cheater chant may be the dumbest shit since Helobious last post

Just now, Scraps said:

Twins fans with a cheater chant may be the dumbest shit since Helobious last post

Maybe they were cheering for Correa

Wait I was driving to the Range why did they pull Ryan?

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Martin Maldonado is the Jeff Fisher of baseball.  The media is convinced that he's good, no matter what the stats say, because they like him. Dusty

 

Just now, Pimphand said:

Wait I was driving to the Range why did they pull Ryan?

Bullpen game to get to Lopez in Game 5?

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Wait I was driving to the Range why did they pull Ryan?

Yordan made eye contact and Ryan wet himself.  It was bad.

Wait I was driving to the Range why did they pull Ryan?
Rocco overthinking shit.
Just now, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:
Wait I was driving to the Range why did they pull Ryan?

Rocco overthinking shit.

Channeling his inner Dave Roberts is cool

He's gonna bring a lefty in for Yordan and Tucker again.  For a numbers guy, he's good at ignoring them.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

He's gonna bring a lefty in for Yordan and Tucker again.  For a numbers guy, he's good at ignoring them.

But, but, the book says........

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

He's gonna bring a lefty in for Yordan and Tucker again.  For a numbers guy, he's good at ignoring them.

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Yeah, Yordan and Ted never hit righties you stupid sip

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Ok Tucker. Time to do something.


damn he’s ice cold 

Tucker looks lost. Of course, nearly anyone would batting after 44, but still. Guy needs to wake up soon. 

Jose Abreu fan club stock to the fucking moon!!!

I told y'all Abreu was going to carry this offense in the playoffs!!

Y'all keep talking shit about Abreu's phat contract.

I for one never doubted him.  I almost typed that with a straight face.

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