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Saw that coming a mile away.

let’s bench mr. 100+ exit velo for that. 
 

I get there there’s no way anyone other than Maldy is catching Framber right now but I’m still going to bitch 

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

Saw that coming a mile away.

let’s bench mr. 100+ exit velo for that. 
 

I get there there’s no way anyone other than Maldy is catching Framber right now but I’m still going to bitch 

So at least try a squeeze or something

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Every single person in this thread knew exactly what was going to happen.

 

I literally said it out loud. I’ll take the blame.

Why do they keep doing these lazy Stro Polls where Yordan is guaranteed to win?

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Why do they keep doing these lazy Stro Polls where Yordan is guaranteed to win?

Who gives a shit.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Who gives a shit.

You cared enough to reply 

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So at least try a squeeze or something

Batting lefty there would have done us less damage. 

What are you ducking rubes bitching about. That’s St. Maldonado the game manager. Didn’t you fucking sheeple read the McTaggert puff piece ordered out by the front office? 
without Maldonado calling the game our pitchers would probably indiscriminately fire the ball into the outfield or dugout. 
bunch of ingrates. 

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Or just strike out 

That’s what I was rooting for. 

HPU fucking sucks  which I know is shocking. They all suck. 

Fun fact about a shitty person, Ozuna was once traded for Zac Gallen and Sandy Alcantara. 

Every year I ask the same thing, why is a guy that is such a piece of shit to the teams and such a bad umpire in Bucknor allowed to keep his job?

20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Who gives a shit.

rvm superfan does, that’s who. show some respect. 

1 minute ago, uoftorange said:

Every year I ask the same thing, why is a guy that is such a piece of shit to the teams and such a bad umpire in Bucknor allowed to keep his job?

Don't they have a union?

The other day in the car, my kids were asking me to name the worst umpires, and CB made the list!

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

What are you ducking rubes bitching about. That’s St. Maldonado the game manager. Didn’t you fucking sheeple read the McTaggert puff piece ordered out by the front office? 
without Maldonado calling the game our pitchers would probably indiscriminately fire the ball into the outfield or dugout. 
bunch of ingrates. 

Peoples round here don’t ‘preciate shit. 

Too bad we can DH for Maldy and let Framber hit. Probably better odds of success. 

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7 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

the 1.86 ERA pitcher is 1-2 , about to be 1-3.  Sad story. 

Framber about to have the always bitter-sweet 8 inning complete game. 

It's that man again

Momma, there goes that man again...

414?  My ass. I still think Stat Cast struggles with balls like that

 

Ted!!  Way to make them pay for that error.

Also, a fuck you to CB

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50 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Why do they keep doing these lazy Stro Polls where Yordan is guaranteed to win?

Stro-Poll: life

Yordan:winning

23 hours ago, dr99 said:

Yordan hasn't been the same since he took that check swing on Sunday night and shook his hand in pain

This did not age well from the middle of the game yesterday

Just now, dr99 said:

This did not age well from the middle of the game yesterday

He did look absolutely lost in the AB when you made that post.

Maldy grounding out weakly again. Shocker

How many balls are they going to hit just past an outstretched glove???

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