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1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Is one of our longtime posters at the game. Looked like him.

My son is there... but he's not that poster. 



0.0% chance pena hits a HR ever again


Fixed
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

0.0% chance pena hits a HR there 

Against a right handed pitcher who throws lots of sliders, I would have said 99% that he strikes out. 

108.5 mph, hardest hit ball of the game

stfu pyrzyynsky.  Sure, CC would be just cool getting knocked out of the playoffs if it were the Rangers.

It don’t make a fuck.

Lulz, violate that bitches

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Holy shit, these guys are insufferable. 

Moose out front should’ve told ya

Just now, WBT said:

Lulz, violate that bitches

There was a violation, all right. 

Why doesn’t Fox have the pitch clock in their score bug like TBS?

Altuve gonna take Duran deep

Great job Neris

I’d go Neris one more.

Neris was in Tony Montana mode.   LOLz.

"You want fucking free ball? Your fucking pitch clock for the fans?  I give you strikes, motherfucker."

Just now, Macklemore said:

Why doesn’t Fox have the pitch clock in their score bug like TBS?

Yeah that is frustrating as hell. It ain’t 2022 anymore. Game changed. Get with it

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Great fucking job Neris

Neris in doubt

Edited by Dnaguy

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Why doesn’t Fox have the pitch clock in their score bug like TBS?

Because…

 

It’s fox 

 

better questions is why weren’t the idiot twins fans counting down the clock 

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Holy shit, these guys are insufferable. 

I’ve got ford and sparks in the i heart app even though they are a second or two behind the stream m watching

 

still way way better 

Sure would love to make this game anti-climactic as fuck...

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Because…

 

It’s fox 

 

better questions is why weren’t the idiot twins fans counting down the clock 


the crowd shots give me the feeling a lot of them aren’t good so much at the maths 

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Is it time for DiaZ yet?

 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Diaz to lead off?

Michael J Fox No GIF by Back to the Future Trilogy

* 's

It feels like Maldonado has led off the inning 5 times this game.

Mandy just praying for a walk here

Just now, UTexasFight said:

I like our chances against Duran for 2 innings 

I think Yordan gets him

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:


the crowd shots give me the feeling a lot of them aren’t good so much at the maths 

I read that as “meths” and I was going to beg to  differ 

Why is Maldy actually swinging? 

Seems like Maldy has led off every inning, and off course we start with one out every time

Benefit of maldy leading off every time is he can’t hit into a double play. Take our wins where we can… dusty analytics 

Edited by oh_snap

went to piss and came back to find our 9 hole hitter hitting in the 9 hole what the fuck, dusty?

Altuve gonna take Duran deep
Ok maybe on a little league field

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