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Another anemic half inning. Pen gotta hold up

IIRC Jose Abreu turned on a Duran fastball earlier this season for a double. 

We over here fucking around....hopefully not about to find out

Another clean bottom half of the inning would be most gruntling. No walks, por favor. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Another anemic half inning. Pen gotta hold up

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1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

3 runs gonna have to do it, it would seem. Need Abreu and Pres to ball out for 6 more outs. 

That’s a violation 

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Another clean bottom half of the inning would be most gruntling. No walks, por favor. 

Any walks would raise my blood pressure substantially

I want more runs. Fuck close games

Nothing like uncle Mike. Fuck you fox.

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That first pitch was a strike but antiframed.

Kirk Gibson he ain't.

Buxton with the most exciting flare to 1B ever.  Willis Reed moment.

good call.

 

Bat was presented across the plate

Well that was impressive

Great job Abreu. Please, can we get Pressley a cushion 

If fatty can bat in the top of the 8th in a one run game, then Abreu can pitch the 9th. 

Just now, slorch said:

good call.

 

Bat was presented across the plate

 
it was a strike regardless. Ump is good but missing around the edges of the zone on some crucial pitches.

A real manager lets Abreu end it because he realizes he is far superior to his other option

Byron Buxton is Willie Mays, Joe DiMaggio and Mickey Mantle all rolled in to one apparently.

Pressly on a 1 run lead makes me have that electron thing y’all were talking about.

I hate Dusty's lineup cards, but damn if these guys aren't ready to play.

Gotta give props for the approach at least.

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

If I’m being honest the 9th with Presley terrifies me. 

Yup

It would be nice for Kyle Tucker to make an appearance.

He hasn’t since August. He’s fucking slumping hard

I'd love to ask Dusty if by some miracle Maldy had gotten a hit there, would you have pinch-ran for him. 

If yes, then why not go ahead and pinch hit for him? 

If no then you're 10x the idiot I've been thinking you are

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If I’m being honest the 9th with Presley terrifies me. 

Buncha posters have been scared AF since the 6th.

Gotdam grow a pair.

It would be nice for Kyle Tucker to make an appearance.
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Just now, slorch said:

I hate Dusty's lineup cards, but damn if these guys aren't ready to play.

Gotta give props for the approach at least.

You have to be sharp in a fight when you have an arm tied behind your back.

Pressly pitching the 9th in Minnesota to knock out his former team has me a bit concerned

Just now, slorch said:

Buncha posters have been scared AF since the 6th.

Gotdam grow a pair.

Fuck you, no.

Astro time

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