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2 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

7 straight ALCS such a ridiculous run, and this one has the makings of such a good series. This Rangers team is good and this aint gonna be no pushover like that bitch @Helobious and his Yankees 

MLB must be kicking themselves for forcing the Astros in the AL. The Astros have prevented the Yankees from potentially making the world series multiple times already. More times to come, too

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Did ya’ll see that fat fucking sack of shit Singleton, sucking on a Budweiser?

When we gave that fat fuck 10 million dollars, 8 or so years back, he ended up getting “addicted to marijuana” (His words)

He got suspended for a year  

He also said he had an alcohol problem. 

I guess he’s ok to drink again. 

And the Astros paying the bills. 

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

MLB must be kicking themselves for forcing the Astros in the AL. The Astros have prevented the Yankees from potentially making the world series multiple times already. More times to come, too


 

we’ve beat 7 different teams to get to the ALCS. That’s ending a lot of seasons 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

we’ve beat 7 different teams to get to the ALCS. That’s ending a lot of seasons 

7 more to go

Sparky asked stanek a great question - in 20 years what are you telling people about this team ?

 

slow heart beat, unfazed through it all 

5 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Did ya’ll see that fat fucking sack of shit Singleton, sucking on a Budweiser?

When we gave that fat fuck 10 million dollars, 8 or so years back, he ended up getting “addicted to marijuana” (His words)

He got suspended for a year  

He also said he had an alcohol problem. 

I guess he’s ok to drink again. 

And the Astros paying the bills. 

8 years ago? Sounds like the shit worked out perfectly. 

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Just got home

 

STROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

HOLY SHIT WHAT A DYNASTY

I am so happy right now.

This is a good tradition.  We should keep doing it.

12 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

It would be pretty cool if we fired up some Creed in da club…..house. 

Nah, do Nickelback, fully embrace the villain role.

13 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Did ya’ll see that fat fucking sack of shit Singleton, sucking on a Budweiser?

When we gave that fat fuck 10 million dollars, 8 or so years back, he ended up getting “addicted to marijuana” (His words)

He got suspended for a year  

He also said he had an alcohol problem. 

I guess he’s ok to drink again. 

And the Astros paying the bills. 

Why the fuck do you care?

Yankee fans, Astros forgot you are there.  You may go now.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

7 fucking years is unreal 

in the wild card era especially!

The Braves can't say the same.

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

in the wild card era especially!

The Braves can't say the same.

Yep, the first three for the Braves were straight to the LCS after the season. Which is obviously impressive on its own to win your division.

The party is over. Time to get home, ready and start prepping for Sunday 

17 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

MLB must be kicking themselves for forcing the Astros in the AL. The Astros have prevented the Yankees from potentially making the world series multiple times already. More times to come, too

Yankees need to set a more reachable goal to start out with, like finishing better than 4th in their division 

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

in the wild card era especially!

The Braves can't say the same.

Well and not to mention they won once in 8 seasons with 5 WS appearances.

Beat Arlington and we will have tied them in WS appearances and be ahead of them in WS wins

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Yankees need to set a more reachable goal to start out with, like finishing better than 4th in their division 

Sure, but even if they did that they’d still get blanked in the playoffs.

Just now, Hornsbay22 said:

Urquidy got those big ol mexican balls. 


Mexican twitter has been crazy 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

7 of the last 9 outs ….

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Twins fans witnessed 18 innings of ball in their park this series….and their team put up 6 hits and 28 Ks.

 

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So much drank in my cup the soda water don't even move

#HTownPride 

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Jose Urquidy es un bandido.

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Wait, shouldn't Urquidy be calling Bregman or someone a bandido?

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Twins fans witnessed 18 innings of ball in their park this series. 6 hits and 28 Ks.

 

Seattle already did that

Just now, WBT said:

Wait, shouldn't Urquidy be calling Bregman or someone a bandido?

That's Mexican twitter in the pic.  A play off three putt's post.

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Radio call in show will be good 

1st caller will ask to start Diaz!

10 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Twins fans witnessed 18 innings of ball in their park this series….and their team put up 6 hits and 28 Ks.

 


our pitching coaches and system is damn to fucking notch and I’ll fight anyone that talks shut about them

 

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


Mexican twitter has been crazy 

JJO called it

I work with a lotta folks in and from Minnesota. I'm wondering how obnoxious I can be on Slack tomorrow without losing my job.

13 minutes ago, WBT said:

1st caller will ask to start Diaz!


Mrs Carroll is back, she got the first call 

23 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

In case you missed it:

 

 

i'm so fucking glad we got him back

25 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Sure, but even if they did that they’d still get blanked in the playoffs.

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3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i'm so fucking glad we got him back

He played Cohen like a fiddle. Got paid and is only charging the Astros fair freight.

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I work with a lotta folks in and from Minnesota. I'm wondering how obnoxious I can be on Slack tomorrow without losing my job.

My roommate and neighbor grew up like 20 minutes apart in Minnesota 

I was pretty nervous after 1-1. On paper they had the pitching advantage in the last 3 games. And home field advantage. On paper. But the Astros don’t give a shit. 
if Framber was our ace this year (and I think he was) then hats off to the other three. They went like 16 and 2/3 and gave up 2 runs. That’s pretty fucking good. 
Other than Nerris losing his mind in game 1 the bullpen was nails just like last year. 
The arms are going to need to bring it against the Rangers- that’s a really good lineup. Conversely, their bullpen is awful, their starting rotation is banged up and we just got to string together solid AB’s. 

1 hour ago, Overlord said:

Did ya’ll see that fat fucking sack of shit Singleton, sucking on a Budweiser?

When we gave that fat fuck 10 million dollars, 8 or so years back, he ended up getting “addicted to marijuana” (His words)

He got suspended for a year  

He also said he had an alcohol problem. 

I guess he’s ok to drink again. 

And the Astros paying the bills. 

You have issues you need to deal with immediately. We need proof of life for your mom that you live with, ok jame gumb?

I missed the game bc I was coaching LL but my youngest was giving me the play by play and it sure was awkward when I was cheering the Astro bombs when we got struckout in the LL game. Pretty sure I pissed off the other coaches but idgaf. Let's go fuck the aggy rangers up.

 

FUCKING SEVEN! BANG ON THAT COCKSUKERS!

 

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Imagine your favorite college basketball team making the final four 7 years in a row 

 

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