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OK JV, you had your rough inning. Settle in and dominate

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1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Rangers look dialed in and Astros not matching their intensity. 
Weird to be out swaggered.

Still early. That’s good

lulz

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


bregman too 

Sadly, he hasn't done that for the past few years

3rd base coach almost took our Bregs.

Why the fuck am I missing the beginning of the inning? Already one out by the time they came back. Maybe just my local station. 

 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Why the fuck am I missing the beginning of the inning? Already one out by the time they came back. Maybe just my local station. 


because you touch yourself 
 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

They haven’t swing and miss yet against JV

He's not missing any bats. Scary

Good zone by the ump so far. 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 


because you touch yourself 
 

That’s the right answer for pretty much anything. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

He's not missing any bats. Scary

Playoff Verlander 

Prepare your anus.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

He's not missing any bats. Scary

 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Good zone by the ump so far. 


I guess angel Hernandez was busy 

Just now, Pimphand said:

 

I feel kind of shitty saying I’ve never heard this song.

Rod Stewart. Nice.

Malshitty might have something to say about that swing and miss.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

And here's the pitcher's spot.

I would rather have Greinke hitting than Maldy

Just now, Pimphand said:

I would rather have Greinke hitting than Maldy

Marvel Studios GIF by Disney+

One of maldy's mindtrick walks.  Be nice to take advantage.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Both starters walking the 9 hole hitter

Bold gut feeling strategy

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Smoltz is choking on Montgomery’s cock 

freak GIF

Good thing we have the slowest MLB player on the bases too. #holytrinity

Just now, Dnaguy said:

freak GIF

That looks so much like my friend Nancy

this seems like a big ab

Not sure if Smoltz is Mongomerys mom, or if he just wants to fuck him.

Argh.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Not sure if Smoltz is Mongomerys mom, or if he just wants to fuck him.

Why not both?

/pornhub.

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Argh.

Why not both?

/pornhub.

He is Monty's stepdad

 

Damnit Yordan

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