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Just now, WBT said:

You gotta send him with maldy coming up and hope for the best

Yep

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Why does he spray his hat

Sparks propagandizing how Maldy has great success against Montgomery…..

in 4 ABs

 

 

 

(but the 3 hits he has are 2 doubles and 1 HR

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

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Yes.  Our starter has a much cleaner pitch count and we have the better bullpen anyway.   Doesn’t matter if you win the game in the first inning or the 9th.  

Just now, Smax said:

Why does he spray his hat


lot of flashes about to go off 

Good job by 6-8 to clear the pitcher spot this inning at least

Maldy tried to swing out of the zone by a mile

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Biggest spot of the game and Maldy comes up to bat. lol of course

Baseball gods just fucking with us. So fucking predictable. 

Just now, WBT said:

Good job by 6-8 to clear the pitcher spot this inning at least

Who said NL baseball is dead 

Major League hitter no match for 94 right down the middle.

Wonderful to have the worst hitter in postseason history at bat with the bases loaded. Thanks Dusty. Intangibles right 

All we needed was a bloop...

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Was there anything more inevitable. 

Dusty just managing with his eyes, not the calculator.

 

My did I roll my eyes in the pre-game chat.  Those guys know it's bullshit, and so does the rest of the world.

There you have the fucking result.

Nice bolt-ons on the chick in white right behind home plate…

I wanted to throw my remote through my TV watching Maldy doing exactly what I expected him to do. 

Watching that AB, I felt I was watching a creeping steamroller kill a snail. 

Just terrible. 
Im so glad we have that general on the field.

Just now, Ignatius said:

Nice bolt-ons on the chick in white right behind home plate…

Profile pic checks out

POS machete. 
"Can we skip him?" - wife 

wish she was right for once. 

Surly thread to Maldonado/Baker: fuck you !

 

Am I doing this right?

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We deserve that.

Misspelled Crane, Baker and possibly Brown. 

Just now, Welch said:

Surly thread to Maldonado/Baker: fuck you !

 

Am I doing this right?

No just Baker its not Maldonado's fault he sucks

Thanks for being shitty in our favor HPU

Fuck. You knew he was going to give up at least one bomb

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