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Texas' 9-spot hits a bomb and ours can't hit a fucking volleyball.

Look, a 9 hole hitter who doesn't suck. 

I wonder if he means the same to the rangers as Maldy means to us.

Their 9 hole hitter dragging his nuts. 
our 9 hole hitter can suck on deeez nuts

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Welp with our offense that might do it.

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Well I guess we know why we walked him last time.

WHAT THE FUCK!

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

What’s it like to have a 9 hole hitter like that?

Dusty would have him on the bench anyway.

Meyers would have been camped under that. Whatever. Dubon playing Cf against a LHP is honestly the right call. 

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Welp with our offense that might do it.

Grow some balls.  

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Dusty would have him on the bench anyway.

He looks too skinny to me too.

2 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

JV and giving up solo HR's, name a more iconic duo...

Maldonado and not getting an RBI 

How bout we stop dicking around and give our HoFer some gotdam run support?

We need to score some runs here to answer

/completely obvious baseball take

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Maldonado and not getting an RBI 

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2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Maldonado and not getting an RBI 

Hey at least it wasn't a double play. Baby steps.

I’m just glad I can still buy a case of Warsteiner for $20 at Costco.

My sports fandom would be too expensive without good beer being so affordable.

Thanks Costco:

Just now, cabowabo said:

Chapman is our only hope tonight. 

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Just now, cabowabo said:

Chapman is our only hope tonight. 

I'm guessing Bochy only throws him in a blowout, one way or the other. He knows the history. 

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Chapman is our only hope tonight. 

Help me Obi-shitty-wan you are our only hope.

Not our best but fort at the platw

Just play the rest of the games in Arlington.  This team hates home games and insists upon making us miserable.

2-0 fastball right down the middle and he didn’t move the bat. 

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