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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Yordan fucking ugly tonight


he’s swinging at balls. He should have three walks 

Just now, Macklemore said:

What the fuck is Yordan swinging at in this game 

He has amazing plate discipline until strike 2 then BOHICA!!!!

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Not our best but fort at the platw

I think you should lay off the beer 

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

2-0 fastball right down the middle and he didn’t move the bat. 

Quick pitched.

But no excuse, gotta be ready 

Bro. The 1.5 strikes he threw don't look like that.  He's not throwing you hittables with 2 strikes. 

 

Just now, rvm96 said:

I think you should lay off the beer 

You can duck your shelf with a rested hovel. 

So, just looked it up-

hes got 5 series with an OPS over 1000, 1 series with 1 in the 800’s and 4 series under 700. So- he’s either HOF or maldy. Only 1 series in between. 
Interestingly enough we are 3-1 in the series where he basically sucks. 
1 of those was last years WS where he was pretty bad until he won it for us with 1 swing. 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Alvarez was ass in last years alcs too.

170 ops in the 2019 ALCS too. That’s not great. 

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Alvarez was ass in last years alcs too.

 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

170 ops in the 2019 ALCS too. That’s not great. 

small sample baseball!

Verlander deserves at least a ND.  Let's go, offense!  Get him that no decision!

Need to knock out Montgomery this inning.

but for that to happen, gonna probably need production out of 6th batter this inning….our 9 hole hitter 

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Alvarez was ass in last years alcs too.

Yeah but G6 Philly more than compensated.

He single handedly crushed the Red Sox in 2021.

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Need to knock out Montgomery this inning.

but for that to happen, gonna probably need production out of 6th batter this inning….our 9 hole hitter 

He walked last time up. 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Need to knock out Montgomery this inning.

but for that to happen, gonna probably need production out of 6th batter this inning….our 9 hole hitter 

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So Montgomery is a HOF?

 I his dude is amazing!

Just now, Pimphand said:

God damn first pitch swings fucking A Tuck WTF!

Add McCormick

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

 

small sample baseball!

I know. It’s just jarring how he’s either awesome or bad without much in between. 

Wouldn't have mattered. SS was right behind the pitcher on Tuck's ground ball. Anemic offensive performance tonight

2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

He walked last time up. 

Think you missed one

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Need to knock out Montgomery this inning.

but for that to happen, gonna probably need production out of 6th batter this inning….our 9 hole hitter 

Not gonna do it seeing 5 pitches that inning

 

Geez

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

So Montgomery is a HOF?

 I his dude is amazing!


smoltz hof, for sure 

Who knew Abreu swinging at something in the dirt would be our best AB that inning.

Making Jordan Montgomery look like god damned Sandy Koufax.

This Board is going offline when  Maldonado bats next inning. 

This is so frustrating to watch a guy who isn’t dealing but somehow has the stats of randy fucking Johnson in 1999. WTF?

10 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

You can duck your shelf with a rested hovel. 

I looked on Amazon and they don't sell any rested hovels. Do you think Home Depot will?

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Making Jordan Montgomery look like god damned Sandy Koufax.

We do that sometimes.

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