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Just now, cabowabo said:

This Board is going offline when  Maldonado bats next inning. 

If Dustard doesn't PH this round we need to fly a banner with a drone in game 2

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

Think you missed one

I did. I was in the shower. 

He walked the first time. 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

This Board is going offline when  Maldonado bats next inning. 

No way Mashitty bats next inning. This is the fucking playoffs. Dusty can’t be that dumb —- right?

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

This Board is going offline when  Maldonado bats next inning. 

Hopefully my TV will. 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Huh?

I think you mean K’ed to leave the bases loaded 

Yes. 

Just now, rvm96 said:

I looked on Amazon and they don't sell any rested hovels. Do you think Home Depot will?

Lowe’s.

Just now, Macklemore said:

No way Mashitty bats next inning. This is the fucking playoffs. Dusty can’t be that dumb —- right?

You're so funny

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

This Board is going offline when  Maldonado bats next inning. 

Nah. It’s expected. 

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

No way Mashitty bats next inning. This is the fucking playoffs. Dusty can’t be that dumb —- right?

He’s hitting in the 7th. 

What the fuck has gotten into Arlington's pitching staff?  These guys are like the God damn 1990's Braves lately.

I just checked in on the thread and I’m not going back-the whole board went nuts when Maldonado batted with bases loaded, two outs, right?  How do you not pinch Brantley there?

if we lose this it’s on Dusty, not Verlander.  

 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Do we have someone up in the pen?

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Yeah, JV is gassed, gotta swap him now. Got really lucky they chased some bad balls. 

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Every batter needs to apologize to JV 

Good start for JV. We need to get to their pen to not waste this.

The 9th hitter. What a fucking joke.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Tip of the cap. Outstanding start.

Yeah we are not in this game because of stupid fucking manager disease and chasing so much bullshit at the plate.

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5 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I just checked in on the thread and I’m not going back-the whole board went nuts when Maldonado batted with bases loaded, two outs, right?  How do you not pinch Brantley there?

if we lose this it’s on Dusty, not Verlander.  

I mean, there was never the slightest chance that was going to happen. It’s like ole Clayton Williams says about rape man, might as well just sit back and enjoy it. 

Y’all prepare your anus for Maldy batting this inning.   100% happening.  

13 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

No way Mashitty bats next inning. This is the fucking playoffs. Dusty can’t be that dumb —- right?

Prepare your anus. 

I sent this in a group chat when Maldy went up to bat when the bases were loaded 

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I may have slightly overreacted

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Hi.  Where is Brantley?

2 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

I sent this in a group chat when Maldy went up to bat when the bases were loaded 

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I may have slightly overreacted

Tough but fair. 

2 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

I sent this in a group chat when Maldy went up to bat when the bases were loaded 

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I may have slightly overreacted

I wouldn't be so hard on yourself.

We’ve hit a bunch of bullets right at their guys. 
If we pitch like this all series we win pretty easily I’d guess. 

Why pull him with Pena and Maldonado coming up?

Scratchoffs pay better than Maldonado.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We’ve hit a bunch of bullets right at their guys. 
If we pitch like this all series we win pretty easily I’d guess. 

On the road maybe

Just now, WBT said:

Why pull him with Pena and Maldonado coming up?

Peña got it hard last time up and maldy owns Monty historically. Sparky said so. 6 AB’s. 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Why pull him with Pena and Maldonado coming up?

Ever fuck a fat chick? Pen needs slump busters

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Diaz on deck

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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Diaz on deck

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