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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


Tucker 

Bregman

Chas 

all slumping 

Chas is hitting like 350 for the playoffs right?

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15 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

It was a great season. Congrats to Rangers . Good luck in world series

This is the way.  

Time for Air Yordan to have an Air Jordan moment and play through whatever virus he has. A two homer game should suffice

3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

He went 1-1 vs us this year with the loss coming right after he had come back from injury.  I'm not sure I would trust that particular start given how little rehab he did in coming back prior.  He has since turned it around so I wouldn't use past performance as a particularly good indicator.

Correct, this lineup has its hands full today against playoff Eovaldi. Imperative to work the count and hopefully he misses his spots early to keep Astros hitters in a favorable position and maybe scratch a run or two and get into their bullpen.

26 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

It was a great season. Congrats to Rangers . Good luck in world series

Baseball historians will stand in awe of the three straight perfectos they're about to throw to finish us off. We won't even achieve an exit velo faster than Dusty's walks to the mound. 

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I’m just really hoping we don’t have a repeat of 2021 ALCS game 2 when Eovaldi was on the mound.

 

I’ll take 5.1 3 ER out of Nathan

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1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I’ll take 5.1 3 ER out of Nathan

I believe he is talking about the back to back grand slams the Sawks hit rather than Eovaldi's performance.

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I believe he is talking about the back to back grand slams the Sawks hit rather than Eovaldi's performance.

Ha I know. But still will take that line 

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^ what do you bet Dusty is playing those analytics! Maldy is batting .333 vs Eovaldi

42 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

He went 1-1 vs us this year with the loss coming right after he had come back from injury.  I'm not sure I would trust that particular start given how little rehab he did in coming back prior.  He has since turned it around so I wouldn't use past performance as a particularly good indicator.

Career vs Eovaldi

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Altuve said that with everything going on, and not thinking Bregman's ball would be caught, he just forgot to touch second again. Water under the bridge now. Let's hope he makes up for if today. 

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Carter’s glove won the game yesterday. I guess that one hit vs lefties is too much for bouchy 

we win the game if he’s not in LF yesterday 

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What’s up with J.P. France? I know he had a couple of rough starts before the ALDS. 
 

Are we going to use him? He could possibly help out of the pen. 

3 minutes ago, Overlord said:

What’s up with J.P. France? I know he had a couple of rough starts before the ALDS. 
 

Are we going to use him? He could possibly help out of the pen. 

He seemed to hit the rookie dead arm wall just not as hard as Brown did.  My guess is if anyone gets into trouble in the early innings is when we will see him for long relief.

9 minutes ago, Overlord said:

What’s up with J.P. France? I know he had a couple of rough starts before the ALDS. 
 

Are we going to use him? He could possibly help out of the pen. 

His role on the playoff roster is long relief so I hope not. Modify the DKR quote to describe it. “3 things might have happened when you need a long reliever and 2 of them are bad”

Win game 2! I want to finish this thing in 5 games en route to WS title #3!!

Have we lost yet?
Close with this pussy shit going on already

Not a good start... major understatement

Fucking disgusting.  Groundball with eyes and a bloop.  God damn shit fuck.

Just now, Scraps said:
2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:
Have we lost yet?

Close with this pussy shit going on already

Yes it’s our posting thats making Valdez suck dick.

Lmao 

What the everliving fuck

Yes it’s our posting thats making Valdez suck dick.
Lmao 
Wasnt talking about your dumbass posts....was talking about these pussy hits

Head case Framber confirmed.  I guess I’ll get back to work

Just now, David Dennison said:

Blow out coming.

Duh. Framber is fucked 

fucking babip

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