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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

That’s one 

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Only 3 down now

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Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can’t win just hitting solo homers. Gonna need someone else to fucking get a hit. 

Thank you for the hard-hitting analysis.  

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Man. I thought Chas would beat that easy

To much nanner puddin

I mean we can if we hit like 7 solo homers

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Thank you for the hard-hitting analysis.  

Wasn’t an analysis just a statement. Sorry I’m not the smartest poster in the room like you.

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

I mean we can if we hit like 7 solo homers

D-Backs beat the Dojers with four solo yacks.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

JFC Framber

Who should have pulled him out of the game before now?

Manage the game you stupid fuck. Framber doesn’t have it and you let him give up another run.

Just now, Macklemore said:

Manage the game you stupid fuck. Framber doesn’t have it and you let him give up another run.

He's managing the series you stupid fuck.

Not sure Montero is the right pitcher to bring in. 

Look- if we wanted to we could just go ahead and Throw everyone but Abreu and Nerris an inning. We have an off day. Let all the guys get in some work. 
what the hell right?  Who cares?  
got 9 guys in the bullpen. Don’t use those 2 that pitched last night- let’s get everyone an inning. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Ok mrs dusty.

Not at all.  But you can't manage every game like game 7.  You don't bring in leverage arms down 3 or 4 in the 3rd inning of game 2.  One thing Smoltz preaches which he is correct about is that the more you show your bullpen in a 7 game series, the less effective it is later in the series.

Take machete out while you are at it

Astros are playing like the horns last week. Score then let them score and erase what you just did. Fun times. 

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Not at all.  But you can't manage every game like game 7.  You don't bring in leverage arms down 3 or 4 in the 3rd inning of game 2.  One thing Smoltz preaches which he is correct about is that the more you show your bullpen in a 7 game series, the less effective it is later in the series.

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1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Take machete out while you are at it

Don't you understand what that would do to the pitching??

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not sure Montero is the right pitcher to bring in. 

The great thing about this post is that it works for any situation. 

Just now, Scraps said:

Take machete out while you are at it

LOL I'm pretty sure Maldy has some blackmail photos of Dusty

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Not at all.  But you can't manage every game like game 7.  You don't bring in leverage arms down 3 or 4 in the 3rd inning of game 2.  One thing Smoltz preaches which he is correct about is that the more you show your bullpen in a 7 game series, the less effective it is later in the series.

That's literally what JP France is there for to come in and provide some innings to keep the high leverage arms off the field and yet still keep the game in better striking distance than Framber did.

Texas has talented hitters who are seeing the ball well. If they win the series, I guess good for them. But we're still totally in this thing. Let's start proving it.  

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Texas has talented hitters who are seeing the ball well. If they win the series, I guess good for them. But we're still totally in this thing. Let's start proving it.  


it’s a new game 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Texas has talented hitters who are seeing the ball well. If they win the series, I guess good for them. But we're still totally in this thing. Let's start proving it.  

Yea we might want to start proving and not wait till it’s 9-1 in the 6th inning.

Just get a couple back.  Put a little pressure on them.

Not sure framber’s road splits, but I wanted to see urquidy today. I knew it would never happen 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Just get a couple back.  Put a little pressure on them.

Pena time !!!!

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

LOL I'm pretty sure Maldy has some blackmail photos of Dusty

That's literally what JP France is there for to come in and provide some innings to keep the high leverage arms off the field and yet still keep the game in better striking distance than Framber did.

I mean, maybe?  Are you completely sure that France doesn't give up a solo shot that inning?  It wasn't crazy for Dusty to give Framber - a proven post-season performer - a chance to right the ship and get you 5 innings.  You don't just dump your ace after two innings in which he wasn't really hit that hard.

We are in "pull the goalie" territory.  Diaz absolutely needs to come in for Maldy here, but we all know he won't.

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

We are in "pull the goalie" territory.  

LOL, no.

We do need to put a shitload more pitches on Eovaldi.  Terrible approaches so far.

Good try, Maldy.  Get an orange slice and a hundred K.

So we're down by 4 in the 3rd and Framber is out. We need offense. Why leave Fatass in at catcher?

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