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Damn must be nice to have a manager who pulls their shitty players and replaces them with better players and gives 0 fucks about feelings

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Just now, Guadaloopy said:

We do need to put a shitload more pitches on Eovaldi.  Terrible approaches so far.

Dammit, Tuve.

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Another hard hit! Astros win! 14 hard hits to 6 hard hits! Yeahhhhh

Get a grip

1 hit. This is what the Braves and dodgers felt like watching their stars shit the bed against teams that got hot. Is what it is. You can close your eyes and dream of a huge comeback but it’s not happening with this team this year. Maybe we will be back next year if we make smart off season moves.

If this was in Arlington, I'd say Astros come back down 4 runs. In Houston, that ain't happening.

I'm not against pulling Maldy in favor of Diaz.  I AM against making panic moves and communicating that to your team at this point in the series.

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Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

1 hit. This is what the Braves and dodgers felt like watching their stars shit the bed against teams that got hot. Is what it is. You can close your eyes and dream of a huge comeback but it’s not happening with this team this year. Maybe we will be back next year if we make smart off season moves.


getting dodger vibes 

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

We do need to put a shitload more pitches on Eovaldi.  Terrible approaches so far.

I turned it off for this reason.  Unless you're Ichiro, not working counts is just nails on a chalkboard bad. 

Don't think I've heard a national booth more bored by am amazing catch.  That was pretty much Dave South covering a Longhorn touchdown.

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Don't think I've heard a national booth more bored by am amazing catch.  That was pretty much Dave South covering a Longhorn touchdown.

.............................................................. it was Ziegler

 

Edited by Pimphand

Evaldi channeled his inner framber there, flat ball with no movement 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Kyle Tucker is absolutely lost.


I’ll catch hell for this, should have sat him today

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Man seriously. King tuck is hitting like a queen.

Hitting? Swinging yes.

I would be telling him what I tell my LL team, don't swing until they throw you a strike. At least we get 1 more pitch on this asshole.

Edited by HOOKEM4

Amazed at a solo shot followed by straight shitty ab 

Just now, HOOKEM4 said:

Hitting?

Standing? Staring?

If we can't put up some crooked numbers we ain't winning. Can't rely on just solo shots. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

If we can't put up some crooked numbers we ain't winning. Can't rely on just solo shots. 

Yes I was told 7 solos we could win. But why stop there. If we had 10 solo we would win. It’s possible! Just believe!

Yes I was told 7 solos we could win. But why stop there. If we had 10 solo we would win. It’s possible! Just believe!
I never remembered you being a shitty poster, but man you are on one today.

Change your tampon and smoke a joint

Or nicely said....get a grip
Just now, Scraps said:

I never remembered you being a shitty poster, but man you are on one today.

Change your tampon and smoke a joint

We're spoiled. 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Like the national tv broadcast crew, this thread becomes a beating in the playoffs 

It's worse

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

I never remembered you being a shitty poster, but man you are on one today.

Change your tampon and smoke a joint

Or nicely said....get a grip

So being a great poster is saying dumb shit like “we can win with 7 solo homers?” Hahaha ok. 

If we insist on this solo homer method, let's get another this inning please. 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Like the national tv broadcast crew, this thread becomes a beating in the playoffs 

Billy Gardell Reaction GIF by CBS

Okay, let's get him out of here and get into the bullpen, come on.

So being a great poster is saying dumb shit like “we can win with 7 solo homers?” Hahaha ok. 
Never said i was a great poster dummy.

But you suck Helo ass today
Just now, TexArcher said:

Okay, let's get him out of here and get into the bullpen, come on.

He's totally going seven, bruh.

professional leadoff single

gotta wear that one chas

or maybe not with pena and maldy up next

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