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I fucking hate this Jim Beam Sweet Caroline commercial with the intensity of 1,000 suns.

Not sure where Tucker’s head is these days, just it’s for damn sure not in these baseball games.

His agent is in his ear telling how much he’s “worth” on the market

We really need King Tuck to find himself, cause this Peasant Tuck shit ain't gonna work. 

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Not sure where Tucker’s head is these days, just it’s for damn sure not in these baseball games.

I’m sure it’s a woman. 
 

Or his wife. 

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

We really need King Tuck to find himself, cause this Peasant Tuck shit ain't gonna work. 

Peon Tuck

They took one run from us. 
 

we repaid the favor

Professional outfielder

What is both teams' average exit velo tonight? Around Mach 2? 

Degree of difficulty was higher for old man than for Leody, but we'll see that catch forever.  LOL.

 

Not if the Astros win.

6 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

The difference in two outfielders 

Or three

Thank you Uncle Mike! Hate how I’m behind the rest of y’all. Getting a text from my friend about Brantley and then waiting to see what happens. Fuck you DirecTV stream

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

What is both teams' average exit velo tonight? Around Mach 2? 

Seriously, everything is going so fast off the bat, it's like we are playing with the Aaron Judge balls. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

That’s how you catch a fly ball tuck

Tuck's wasn't a flyball by any stretch.  Even if he'd turned at the crack of the bat, he wasn't catching that ball.

JP hasn’t hit a home run since the Ming Dynasty

Just now, cabowabo said:

I don’t think Yordan catches that. 

Nope 

Fuck you Maldonado! Seems to work if I just shit all over him.

Who knew Maldy was better with the stick than Pena & Tucker

Just now, Pimphand said:

Who knew Maldy was better with the stick than Pena & Tucker

The baseball gods are punishing us.

Dusty choked a chicken...or something.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Who knew Maldy was better with the stick than Pena & Tucker

I mean he’s hitting like 212 and I think it’s all singles. Peña still going better I think but better than Tucker. 

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3 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

playing with the Aaron Judge balls

Paging Helo

Well reading up I need to fast forward my stream. Oops.  But I take credit for shitting on him and getting the hit that happened before I posted! 

Fucking Maldy on base in front of Tuve has to be the governor of TOOTBLANs right?

 

I know Machete has had a career night, but he should be pinch run for now. 

Oh, it wouldn't upset me at all if you got hot, Altuve.  Come on, now.

Just now, cabowabo said:

I know Machete has had a career night, but he should be pinch run for now. 

Without question 

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