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#3251
2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Wait, pinch hitting for Maldy is allowed? 

And in a tie game

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#3263

Next time don't wait until the 9th Dusty.  Maybe pinch hit for Maldy in the 3rd.

#3264
2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You misspelled designated for assignment. 

Haha yeah. Last season when Maldy “earned” the club option for 2023, the 790 guys’ reaction was like oh shit, I don’t think I can do another year of this. 

#3268

The Incredible Julks!!!

#3270

Julks and Diaz need to play every day. Fuck Maldonado.

Abreu also needs to move to 6th, and put Bregman back behind Alvarez at 4.

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#3272
1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm guessing we'll have to sweat through Pressly in the bottom on the 9th. 

don't be a bitch

#3274

This just in, Corey Julks is a player.

That was like a big 'Fuck you' to Blue for calling that 2nd strike 2 balls off the plate. WTF?

#3287
On 4/4/2023 at 7:08 PM, closetojumping said:

Julks isn’t worth the fucking gas fare it will cost to send him to the Greyhound station or Sugarland. Fuck me there are some dead outs in this lineup right now. 

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#3290

Bring on Yordan.  SMMfH!!!

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#3291

Really this ump needs a month vacation from calling games.

Fuck, gave some shitbag Glavine/Maddux corners.

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#3293
2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Haha yeah. Last season when Maldy “earned” the club option for 2023, the 790 guys’ reaction was like oh shit, I don’t think I can do another year of this. 

You are just too stupid to understand what he brings to the team.  Ask three putt. He’s got a McTaggert article for you published literally at Dusty’s request (or someone else associated trying to run interference). 

#3298

Blue fucked that AB.

2 balls called strikes

#3299

Home plate's an extra 6" wide there for Blue. I guess that's one way to get Yordan out with runners on.

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