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8 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Dubon needs to start tomorrow. 

I appreciated the break from Chas' lack of pitch awareness/ situational hitting. Meatloaf has turned into Meathead with a stick.

Combine that with Maldy's results at the plate and last night's game was a big fuck you from Dusty for lineup bitchers, of whom I am absolutely one.

 

Whatever it takes to get a W!!!

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38 minutes ago, slorch said:

I appreciated the break from Chas' lack of pitch awareness/ situational hitting. Meatloaf has turned into Meathead with a stick.

Combine that with Maldy's results at the plate and last night's game was a big fuck you from Dusty for lineup bitchers, of whom I am absolutely one.

 

Whatever it takes to get a W!!!


the only acceptable fuck you from dusty is winning it all 

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


the only acceptable fuck you from dusty is winning it all 

community agree GIF

38 minutes ago, Scraps said:

How we feeling Houston fan?
 

Win today and I’ll feel great. Otherwise, no, bc it means we’d have to win 2 more at home and that scares me to death

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

Dumb.

I have no doubt most of the LatAm guys have a passable understanding of English and can make out what is being said. Turning that in to the ability to speak confidently in English in response to a question is an entirely different level. 

Besides Helo?

6 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Anyone else crashing trying to buy WS tickets?

Yep. I assume it's a scam so the ticketmaster bots or whoever can get them all. Just hitting refresh on the screen with my dick in my hand right now.  Good times. 

9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Dumb.

I have no doubt most of the LatAm guys have a passable understanding of English and can make out what is being said. Turning that in to the ability to speak confidently in English in response to a question is an entirely different level. 

Yeah I thought this was known by everyone.  Why take the chance of being misunderstood in a second language or looking dumb or something like that when you can make damn sure you understand what's being asked and convey what needs to be conveyed.  It's pretty simple really. Can't believe anyone wouldn't get that.  

17 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Yep. I assume it's a scam so the ticketmaster bots or whoever can get them all. Just hitting refresh on the screen with my dick in my hand right now.  Good times. 

Still here trying, guess I'll try the 11am release too. 

How does MLB choose these guys to work playoffs? Apparently, this will be the Umpire tonight. 

Umpire Doug Eddings (ranked 84th of 92 during the regular season) was the lowest-rated umpire of Wild Card game 2s

10 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Still here trying, guess I'll try the 11am release too. 

Now the code isn't even working. 

35 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Anyone else crashing trying to buy WS tickets?

Stop jinxing it.  Are you buying WS shirts also?  

Stop jinxing it.  Are you buying WS shirts also?  
Its not a jinx its reality of how tickets work lol

Been this way for years

ALSO NOTHING YOU GOOFS DO HAS ANY IMPACT ON A BASEBALL GAME.

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Its not a jinx its reality of how tickets work lol

Been this way for years

ALSO NOTHING YOU GOOFS DO HAS ANY IMPACT ON A BASEBALL GAME.
 

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1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Its not a jinx its reality of how tickets work lol

Been this way for years

ALSO NOTHING YOU GOOFS DO HAS ANY IMPACT ON A BASEBALL GAME.
 

Lol I know.  I was in a lottery for ALCS.  Just fukin w them.

I will say that I got out of my chair and set my hat on the kitchen counter to get something.  Immediately Jung hit another HR. I take full responsibility.  I went back to may assigned seat.

11 hours ago, Scraps said:

Heaney, Mr. Feeney, I Dream of Jeanie....don't make a shit....stros in 6

 

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Yeah I thought this was known by everyone.  Why take the chance of being misunderstood in a second language or looking dumb or something like that when you can make damn sure you understand what's being asked and convey what needs to be conveyed.  It's pretty simple really. Can't believe anyone wouldn't get that.  

I bet Jeter is also at least average at his spanish proficiency, too (I don't know how you can possibly run a team in Miami that has to have significant international scouting resources otherwise), but he wasn't going to risk a screw-up while the cameras were on (you just know Arod would have been all over him about it). 

3 hours ago, slorch said:

The HPU favored his left side of the plate( the pitcher's right) by about 2-3 inches at times.  Scherzer used it more, which is a credit to Max.  Automation cannot get here soon enough.

Check swings should be reviewable.

Fuck the human element.  I want accuracy.  HPUs fuck up way too many ABs.

In ALCS game 3, umpire James Hoye (ranked 54th of 92) called strikes on 8 pitches outside the zone and they all went against the Astros.

 

 

We definitely took note of each...in real time. 

58 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Its not a jinx its reality of how tickets work lol

Been this way for years

ALSO NOTHING YOU GOOFS DO HAS ANY IMPACT ON A BASEBALL GAME.
 

Except counting outs.  That shit is bad.

The reverse jinx always makes me laugh. Make a predictive post and it happens,  it’s “hey look at me, I called it.” It doesn’t happen, it’s “ My reverse jinx worked, you’re welcome”

I guess they gave up for tickets today? I normally get my code email early in the morning and still haven't been sent shit regarding 11am

9 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I guess they gave up for tickets today? I normally get my code email early in the morning and still haven't been sent shit regarding 11am
 

+1.

having gotten anything for my presale window that opened at 11am

+1.
having gotten anything for my presale window that opened at 11am
Just got this


Due to a technical issue with Tickets.com, your World Series Presale has been postponed until Tomorrow, Friday, October 20th at 11:00am CT. Tomorrow morning, you will receive an email with your unique password and link to purchase up to 4 tickets to each potential home game for the WS. Tickets to all 4 WS games MUST be purchased in the same transaction. Please note that ticket availability is not guaranteed.
2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Win today and I’ll feel great. Otherwise, no, bc it means we’d have to win 2 more at home and that scares me to death

Yeah we must sweep the leg at Globe Life to have a snowballs chance IMHO.

12 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I guess they gave up for tickets today? I normally get my code email early in the morning and still haven't been sent shit regarding 11am
 

yep.

pushed to tomorrow 

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I guess they gave up for tickets today? I normally get my code email early in the morning and still haven't been sent shit regarding 11am
 


looks like the system was fubar’d for everyone 

5 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Yeah we must sweep the leg at Globe Life to have a snowballs chance IMHO.

I like our chances in a possible game 7 against Scherzer/their bullpen.

it’s game 6 with Framber that scares you to death.

 

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

I like our chances in a possible against Scherzer/their bullpen in a game 7.

it’s game 6 with Framber that scares you to death.

Where are Mack & Sally with the Orange Slices to provide the players for fighting their guts out?

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I like our chances in a possible game 7 against Scherzer/their bullpen.

it’s game 6 with Framber that scares you to death.

 

That’s fair. Win today and tomorrow so Framber can’t lose it for us in a game 6. 

49 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

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Does this include the cushion umps get around the zone?  If it does, that called strike score is about as bad as they can get in a game.  Which seems right because calling strikes that are 3-6" out of the zone on both the outside and inside corners is up there with Angel at his worst.

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26 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

one of the great moments in astros history, no doubt, but a huge part of the drama. 

90% of non-astros baseball fans are still convinced he wore some sort of buzzer because of a series of fake tweets and because americans are generally violent morons.  if he doesn't make it into the hof on the first ballot, i will blow up cooperstown like a moron.

13 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

one of the great moments in astros history, no doubt, but a huge part of the drama. 

90% of non-astros baseball fans are still convinced he wore some sort of buzzer because of a series of fake tweets and because americans are generally violent morons.  if he doesn't make it into the hof on the first ballot, i will blow up cooperstown like a moron.

TBF Altuve knew what pitch was coming…not because of a fucking buzzer, but because a two pitch pitcher couldn’t throw one of his pitches for a strike, and he had to have one. Every non-idiot (and some idiot fans - 🙋‍♂️) knew what the pitch was going to be.



if he doesn't make it into the hof on the first ballot, i will blow up cooperstown like a moron.


Well you better start planning
4 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

TBF Altuve knew what pitch was coming…not because of a fucking buzzer, but because a two pitch pitcher couldn’t throw one of his pitches for a strike, and he had to have one. Every non-idiot (and some idiot fans - 🙋‍♂️) knew what the pitch was going to be.

Same when Bregman almost had him this series

Not making any assumptions that this series is coming home, but if it does, we should move the home games to Tampa Bay as a fuck you to the Rangers and to keep up the road advantage.

Honestly the home crowd just needs to boo all our guys. They fucking feed off that. Just pull the ol reverse of what Philly did with Turner.

54 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if he doesn't make it into the hof on the first ballot, i will blow up cooperstown like a moron.

34 minutes ago, Scraps said:


Well you better start planning

 

Yeah Altuve not getting in first ballot is 100% coming and it's 110% that fat faced fuck Jomboy's fault. If it wasn't in poor taste due to current world events would say he needs a fatwa issued against him till he apologizes to Altuve for being a clout grabbing sack of shit with the buzzer lies.

19 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Honestly the home crowd just needs to boo all our guys. They fucking feed off that. Just pull the ol reverse of what Philly did with Turner.
 


all they have to do is read the surly thread to them pre game 

MLB is making the Rangers open MMP North’s roof for tonight’s game. 

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