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3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I don't know how to tell y'all this.

But, the game tonight is kind of a big deal.

Wish idiot sandwich felt the same way...

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I’ll never understand the lineup switches extreme. At this point just win. We need good Urquidy tonight, rangers have a better lineup that can take advantage of bad pitching and score 6-8 runs quick. Astros seem like when they hit someone hard at most we score is 5-6 lately. I’d love to be wrong and watch is go scorch earth on the rangers tonight. 

37 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

This is the feeble limp dick lineup that posted 0 runs in game 1 with Dubon hitting 2nd instead of 7th

that was more about montgomery, and probably something to do with our inability to hit at home as of late.

you fucking marys will wet your pants about anything.

we've hit the ball well in this park in sept and again last night, when our run expectancy (is that a thing?) was probably north of 12.  give me good playoff urquidy, normal bullpen, and hit the fucking ball.  we've faced heaney a ton through the years, and i doubt they're planning on him going deep into the game.

let's fucking go. 

Go Astros!
That's it? That's all you got?

No bitching about lineup, player, starter 8 games away?

Smh
Just now, Scraps said:

That's it? That's all you got?

No bitching about lineup, player, starter 8 games away?

Smh

Just fucking win!

I almost complemented Dusty last night but fuck that toothpick must of got stuck in his frontal lobe.   Lets fucking win boys.  

1st pitch of the game and we doing the incompetent ump thing. Bring on the damn robo umps. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

Lmao. Gonna have to beat the umps again. Ball 1 was way off the fucking plate

Oh I like this 

Y'all keep talking shit about Bregs!!

Almost an all-time tootblan making the 1st out at 3rd with Yordan coming up.

I fucking love all you assholes. That’s how you start a game!

I’ll take a swinging bunt, lol

Nice bunt slappy

Last night I was frustrated with  Scherzer's 9 pitch 1st Inning or whatever the pitchcount was.

The execution tonight of that same gameplan makes me hungry for some crow.

Edited by slorch

Was hoping the double last night was Tucker getting going again. Hopefully that's his worst AB tonight

Man, 8+ innings against the Rangers bullpen.  

We've got a shot to make this ugly tonight and leave them with a tired bullpen tomorrow.

Glorious start.  Make the most of it.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

So much for getting 5 out of Heaney 

Five minutes.

Don’t fucking chase that shit Jeremy

Leave it to Maldy to fuck up another bases loaded situation....

Nice hair bro!

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