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Great job by Urquidy after the misplay...but the 2nd run doesn't score without the gd walk

Edited by WBT

I have a close friend with terminal pancreatic cancer. I’d hire the Green Mile dude to suck it out of him and breathe it into those banana suit fuckers

Ok. Not ideal but we got out of it and still have a lead. Score some fucking runs here.

We have weathered the Bad Urquidy storm…
Right?

Just now, cabowabo said:

We should have at least 5 runs on the board. 

This inning

Just now, slorch said:

We have weathered the Bad Urquidy storm…
Right?

We are just in the eye.

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Do we have anyone up in the pen?

No. Osuna made a deal with prosecutors. 

Edited by Gut Wagon

Fuck my life scrub ass Maldonado is going to lead the next inning off.

Tucks been MIA for too long

Pena needs a hit just to get Machete up

1 minute ago, Smax said:

Tucks been MIA for too long

This. Time to be a hitter again. 

Dunning is dealing

Edited by Rip76

Bitch ass ump is as bitch ass as you clowns talking crooked inning

Tucks been MIA for too long

He keeps this up for a dozen more games he’ll start approaching Bagwell Biggio post season suckitude

Need a quick 1,2,3 inning from Urquidy

The best pitch Peña saw was the first one as usual since everybody knows he doesn’t swing at the first pitch.  Ever.

modern day Everett and Ausmus at the bottom of the lineup

Just now, WBT said:

modern day Everett and Ausmus at the bottom of the lineup

Too soon, man.

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Need a quick 1,2,3 inning from Urquidy

No Urquidy is washed. Y'all suck at this :-(

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Running is dealing

LOL, no.  Just three shitty ABs.  

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

The best pitch Peña saw was the first one as usual since everybody knows he doesn’t swing at the first pitch.  Ever.

He almost had to take after Tucker and Chas saw 3 pitches. Everyone knew he was going to take at least one pitch.
 

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Need a quick 1,2,3 inning from Urquidy

Lulz. 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Urqshitty. 

Wasn't a bad pitch

Congrats Rangers your manager is competent ours is a dumb stupid bozoron.

12 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

We are just in the eye.

Dammit accurate

damnit, dp ball that found a hole

Y'all keep not talking shit you must want to blow Arlington's aids infested dicks

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