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1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Are you his dad?

Not every home run is on a bad pitch. Yordan had one off Castillo in the playoffs last year that was a good pitch best by a great

swing.

At this point, I’d rent out Globe Life (name?) on every Rangers away game and turn MMP into Pink’s permanent residence. It’s a wash. 

That's what the fuck I'm talking about, Stanek, you badass!

Just now, Pimphand said:

Y'all keep not talking shit you must want to blow Arlington's aids infested dicks

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17 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

I have a close friend with terminal pancreatic cancer. I’d hire the Green Mile dude to suck it out of him and breathe it into those banana suit fuckers

Too bad Green Mile dude is dead.

Stanek was barely used last post season so I thought he’d shit his pants but I’m glad to be wrong.

Thank God so many baseball players are low IQ idiots. New pitcher. Need runs. Do yoke play situation. Swing at first thing that’s in the same zip code as the strike zone…

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Not every home run is on a bad pitch. Yordan had one off Castillo in the playoffs last year that was a good pitch best by a great

swing.

yeah that was damn impressive by Seager to go up and get that one out the other way

Can't believe pitchers even throw anything off the plate to Maldy. Thanks

jedi mindtrick walk

every pitch was the right call by the HPU on Maldy.

Fans are booing because he didn't go for Heim's begging.

I fucking hate framing bullshit.

and dipshit smoltz blames Altuve for "diving in"

Fuck you, you fucking pussy.

He’s the only fatass in the league that couldn’t score from second on that hit. 

Just now, slorch said:

and dipshit smoltz blames Altuve for "diving in"

Fuck you, you fucking pussy.

And his cohort kinda complained about a ball 3 inches off the plate not being called, lulz.

It would be nice if we had pre covaids Bergman back

Any other player in MLB scores on that slow single to center, right?

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Alvarez pacing around in the on deck circle like a caged lion ready to pounce.

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Any other player in MLB scores on that slow single to center, right?


with no outs, hell no

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Any other player in MLB scores on that slow single to center, right?

Intangibles bro. Intangibles. 

God damn it I hate my stream being a minute behind. How the fuck do I fix that. I have DirecTV stream 

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