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Committed months ago to a double date night tonight.  Dinner and Nate Bargatze show.  I am 100% going to get in trouble for being "rude" and paying attention to my phone during dinner.  Show's not until 7, so hopefully the boys have things well in hand by then.

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3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Committed months ago to a double date night tonight.  Dinner and Nate Bargatze show.  I am 100% going to get in trouble for being "rude" and paying attention to my phone during dinner.  Show's not until 7, so hopefully the boys have things well in hand by then.

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If Astros win tonight they’ll win it in 7 and if the rangers win tonight they’ll win it in 6. Valdez is the sink hole for us I believe. Gotta get on Montgomery early and tax that bullpen like I just taxed my wife from behind. Little pre game anger bang never hurt nobody.

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will smotlz be able to announce while choking on montogomery's cock the whole game ?

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

will smotlz be able to announce while choking on montogomery's cock the whole game ?

Not if we hit the ball and score early. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Not if we hit the ball and score early. 

We should do that then 

26 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

If Astros win tonight they’ll win it in 7 and if the rangers win tonight they’ll win it in 6. Valdez is the sink hole for us I believe. Gotta get on Montgomery early and tax that bullpen like I just taxed my wife from behind. Little pre game anger bang never hurt nobody.

Wait I thought the season was over 

Okay, let's help this guy's playoff ERA regress to the mean real quick.......

 

damn, 2nd baseman was in the perfect position 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

damn, 2nd baseman was in the perfect position 

 

x2 

Ugh not like that dudes 

Guess he can hit Montgomery's curve.  Fox gonna need a new talking point.

I’ll take an early run

Good contact that inning. Warning signs for a crooked number later.

Dubon sitting at 4 of 5 balls in play <75 mph exit velocity yesterday and today

I'll take a run every inning.  Picket fence all the way down.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Dubon sitting at 4 of 5 balls in play <75 mph exit velocity yesterday and today

He’s the answer man. Because he had a couple dinks and a slow roller that found grass. It is known. 

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Dubon sitting at 4 of 5 balls in play <75 mph exit velocity yesterday and today

.444    .444    .444

Those two popups are a good sign.  Must have good hop on the fastball.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Those two popups are a good sign.  Must have good hop on the fastball.

And already as many swing and misses as in 6.2 last time out. 

Great inning by Kate Upton's husband.

time to stack up some runs 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

And already as many swing and misses as in 6.2 last time out. 

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Time for Tuck to put up a cooked number

A mouse could pull his weight more than Tucker.

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