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Let's just get Verlander through 6 with no more runs and turn it over to the BP.

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Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 
Lol. What a pussy.
Just now, cabowabo said:

Let's just get Verlander through 6 with no more runs and turn it over to the BP.

Honestly I’d be happy with this being the end of the line if we don’t score. It won’t be, but I just don’t trust him. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

Let's just get Verlander through 6 with no more runs and turn it over to the BP.

He's going 7, maybe 8.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

Jesus 

 

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cool, cool.  This is the inning.

Giving up a home run to a 77 year old

 

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Edited by TejasPedro

Just now, WBT said:

He's going 7, maybe 8.

This is the end of this series for Verlander.

Just let him go.

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

Homer Simpson Wow GIF by Justin

He's going 7, maybe 8.
Not unless we get a lead. He's gonna give up another HR.

This fucking lineup has managed 1 run in in 11.1 innings against Montgomery. Change shit up you dumb fucking muddaskunt

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27 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

Forgive me if I don’t believe you….because you strike me as the type of fella that’s thorough enough to have cut pre-measured rope for every room in the house for this exact scenario.

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Typo

I’m pretty confident we win this game. In a contest between the Astros late innings bullpen and the Rangers, I’ll take ours every time

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

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Some of y'all seriously forgot that we won the World Series last year.  There is no pressure on the Astros at all.  And whatever happens, happens, still won the World series 2 times in the last 6 years.  

Bregs is the only guy who has a chance against this fat fuck.

Bregman is the only Astro with a good read on Montgomery. 3 solid plate appearances out of 3

Edited by perfectchaos007

It's cute he pitched around Bregman to get to Yordan

1 minute ago, uoftorange said:

Some of y'all seriously forgot that we won the World Series last year.  There is no pressure on the Astros at all.  And whatever happens, happens, still won the World series 2 times in the last 6 years.  

Did not forget and if we were playing any other team not named Yankees or Rangers I would agree. They have some shitstack fans on this site who deserve sports agony.

Thank you Yordan! Swung at some shyte but stayed alive and made him throw pitches.

Hell of an AB, Yordan!!

Please, let's get at least one here....

Let's go rbi machine

This Yordan guy might be okay at hitting

108.6 mph

Just now, cabowabo said:

I'll take a passed ball.

yeah, maybe Heim will breakout his maldy impression one more time

I don't give a fuck that Abreu didn't deserve it. Suck it haters!!!

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s an rbi!  Can’t assume a double play! 

that's an error

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