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Just now, TexArcher said:

Not pinch running for Maldy here is like the 4th fireable offense by Dusty today.

if you let him hit why would you run for him?

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Just now, WBT said:

if you let him hit why would you run for him?

Because he's fat and slow??

For fucks sake I wish Brantley would go kick Dusty in the nuts

that was like a foot outside the zone, terrible call 

Robots. Now. 

Wow that was worse than the one we got early

And Yordan will come up with no one on because we had to have dubon at the top of the order

If this shitbox is back in 2024 someone needs to whip Crane's ass

This is seriously the best the MLB has? Holy fuck.

Why Dubon hit for himself I can’t understand. Also, my goodness what a terrible strike 3 call on Bregman. 

Dusty is an absolute moron.  I’m turning this shit off.  I can’t watch this abject stupidity any more.  And no I’m not drinking. I don’t even drink.  

Who throws the 7th?  With a lead or tied I'd go to Abreu for 2 but I don't think I would here.

The balls and strikes this whole series is why you need robots.

Every game has had key at bats fucked with by really REALLY bad calls.

not cool.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Why Dubon hit for himself I can’t understand. Also, my goodness what a terrible strike 3 call on Bregman. 

Dusty showed up to the park today.

 I hat more do you expect from a manger?

How bout we stop being fucking pussies and work together to get the team off the fucking mat?

 

Good lord what bunch of gushing vaginas. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Umpire scorecard is not gonna be kind to this guy.

Yeah:

dude shit the bed tonight

Force Chapman to show he has control today please.

Just now, slorch said:

How bout we stop being fucking pussies and work together to get the team off the fucking mat?

 

Good lord what bunch of gushing vaginas. 

What are we supposed to do as fans to turn the game around? Kidnap Dusty so Espada can manage? 

At least he has shit the bed both directions. He is at least equal opportunity diarrhea

1 minute ago, slorch said:

How bout we stop being fucking pussies and work together to get the team off the fucking mat?

 

Good lord what bunch of gushing vaginas. 

first time GIF

Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

What are we supposed to do as fans to turn the game around? Kidnap Dusty so Espada can manage? 

Jimbo Fisher does a better job than this

6 outs till Arlington gets to dance on our graves

Force Chapman to show he has control today please.
I'm sure we'll swing at the first pitch.
1 minute ago, UTHornFan014 said:

What are we supposed to do as fans to turn the game around? Kidnap Dusty so Espada can manage? 

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Okay, here comes the best undercover agent in the game.  Groove us a few, buddy.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Okay, here comes the best undercover agent in the game.  Groove us a few, buddy.

Help me oh-shitty-wan you are my only hope

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

How bout we stop being fucking pussies and work together to get the team off the fucking mat?

Good lord what bunch of gushing vaginas. 

Use that big internet energy. 

Also, pray. That helps.

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