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I watched the 9th on gamecast from my seats waiting for Nate Bargatze to start.   Pretty sure I have heart damage.  

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1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

And huge hit for Yanier to get a hit in the top of the 9th. Fuck Dusty for hiding our best catcher in the basement 

 

did you see pressley slapping him on the chest post game !

Somebody has to win a home game in this series…right? 😉

2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I know it’s just a coincidence but it’s somewhat ironic that Dusty gets booted and our game management wakes up.

Dusty fought for his guys.

 

Zero problem with Baker.   Team had his fucking back, along with Abreu.

 

Fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just now, slorch said:

Dusty fought for his guys.

 

Zero problem with Baker.   Team had his fucking back, along with Abreu.

 

Fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

social media is dumping a ton of love on dusty, he's our Ride or Die

Yeeeeeeeaaassss!  Bring it home!

Maldy is gonna make a helluva a coach. If he can learn how to talk.

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Fuckkkkkkk awesome game. 
I knew we would wake up after those ejections.  

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

social media is dumping a ton of love on dusty, he's our Ride or Die

They did Dusty dirty.  He looked like he was getting congratulated in jail after the win. 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Maldy is gonna make a helluva a coach. If he can learn how to talk.

I Cant Do That Marlon Brando GIF by The Godfather

I think I just started breathing again. Wow. 

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Y'all keep talking shit about Singleton

I'm gonna keep talking shit about erryone but for real Manfred do your GD job and suspend Dusty for the remainder of the playoffs.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

There is absolutely no doubt who the GOAT for the Astros is.

 

how do you even pitch to him in that situation ?

2019 WS all over again, complete with Scherzer looming in Game 7.  LFG.

Just now, WBT said:

2019 WS all over again, complete with Scherzer looming in Game 7.  LFG.

 

different ending this time around 

Commentator: ....so what did Garcia say to you?

Maldy: Well, he said he loved my mother and wanted me to offer some kind of sex.  He went on to further to call Dusty, something that started with a B.  I think it was Bad Ass.

 

We just stole their mother fucking soul. They going out like the bitches they are on Sunday.

Just now, WBT said:

2019 WS all over again, complete with Scherzer looming in Game 7.  LFG.

There ain’t gonna be any game 7.

Said it before in this thread during the season, and I mean it. Astros Mount Rushmore is just four faces of Tuve. 
 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Altuve is no mere mortal.  Go 'stros

5 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Fuckkkkkkk awesome game. 
I knew we would wake up after those ejections.  

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Giving up a 3 run HR to Altuve...
Chapman be like:

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2 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Said it before in this thread during the season, and I mean it. Astros Mount Rushmore is just four faces of Tuve. 
 

If there was an Astros playoff mount Rushmore would Pressly make it?

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It's like one day, God decided He was going to make this incredible, once in a lifetime baseball player and then said, what the heck, I'm going to make him 5'5 because that is hilarious

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6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

how do you even pitch to him in that situation ?

Because he'll swing at anything...

OK, maybe Altuve and Pressly are the top 2 players of the game.

 

But Garcia:

 

1) iced his closer

2) got Abreu, who was wild as shit, out of there

 

Thank you

4 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Said it before in this thread during the season, and I mean it. Astros Mount Rushmore is just four faces of Tuve. 
 

Should be one face of Nolan Ryan looking at the 3 Altuves wishing he was like 20 years older and could have helped him out.

Just so we remember, if Carter had gotten on Garcia's spot was due up but his stupid bitch ass was in the clubhouse.

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

It's like one day, God decided He was going to make this incredible, once in a lifetime baseball player and then said, what the heck, I'm going to make him 5'5 because that is hilarious

Altuve was cut by the Astros after appearing as a teenager in a club tryout camp because the organization considered him too short. At the behest of his father, Altuve returned to try out for the club again, where he ultimately showed enough to earn a $15,000 signing bonus from Houston officials

Need to

exorcize the 2019 demons from the WS. Close it out in 6. Don’t fuck around and find out.

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Just so we remember, if Carter had gotten on Garcia's spot was due up but his stupid bitch ass was in the clubhouse.

Yeah, I thought Pressly might pitch around Carter.  I would have hated a walk to put the go ahead run at 2nd but Pressly tends to nibble sometimes anyway.

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Dusty playing 4D chess refusing to leave and further icing the closer

I've never been more convinced, Jose Altuve is some sort of supernatural being, gifted to the city of Houston by some force beyond our reckoning.

Look at him. That man has no reason to be one of the best baseball players of all time. And yet; somehow, he is. Like an anime character, his ultimate form emerges when all seems lost. 

My biggest complaint of this season has been that "the magic is just not there." So many games this year we went into the 9th down a run or two, got guys on, and just couldn't bring them home. Tonight, I'm as wrong as it gets.

24 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I watched the 9th on gamecast from my seats waiting for Nate Bargatze to start.   Pretty sure I have heart damage.  

Who the fuck is Nate Bargatze? Is he a magician? 

Just now, drewlaws said:

Dusty playing 4D chess refusing to leave and further icing the closer


fired up that dugout for sure 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


fired up that dugout for sure 

I think they will still be fired up Sunday night. 

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Who the fuck is Nate Bargatze? Is he a magician? 

He's a damned good standup comic.  Check out his Netflix specials.

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I think they will still be fired up Sunday night. 


need to end it Sunday night 

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