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Just now, TexArcher said:

He's a damned good standup comic.  Check out his Netflix specials.

He's really funny.

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My mom is here visiting from Texas and we had dinner reservations. Just as we left they went up 4-2. Was following at dinner. Holy shit, Altuve is a God. Let's do it again next game and finish it. 

14 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Framber is due for a good game.

He gon get lit.....

 

 

 

 ... Like an Xmas tree

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Singelton / Diaz / Pressley - co players of the game 

Add in Kessinger. 

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Best thing about Altuve is how he just rounds the bases. No bullshit showing up the pitcher, or flashing stupid signs to the dugout. All business.

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Just as a reminder here:

Garcia hit a 3-run shot, does about as much showboating as you're ever going to see.  Stands forever in batter's box.  Carries bat to first base and slams it down.  Does a big slow-motion stomping thing as he gets to home.  After all that nonsense, Verlander gets the ball back and throws a strike to the next hitter.

Half-inning later:  Altuve hits a 3-run shot, takes his bases with none of that bullshit.  Leclerc gets the ball back and like a little bitch he throws the very next pitch right at Dubon's head.

 

Catching up.  Anyone that thinks he was trying to hit Adolis is a fucking idiot. Down one, one on, 8th inning game five, tie series.  Yeah.  Make it harder it come back.  Adolis got our pitcher and manager ejected by being a fucking hothead. Fuck him.  
 

 

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A couple of trolls in the Hate thread disappeared really quickly.

2 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Catching up.  Anyone that thinks he was trying to hit Adolis is a fucking idiot. Down one, one on, 8th inning game five, tie series.  Yeah.  Make it harder it come back.  Adolis got our pitcher and manager ejected by being a fucking hothead. Fuck him.  
 

 

Maybe he can get Dusty ejected again!

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Yainer with the pinch hit and catching the 9th, Singelton with the gutsy walk, Kessinger with the great defensive play, Altuve with the big hit, Pressly slammed the door. 
It’s the kind of shit no one could see coming but the kind of shit that makes games and teams legendary. And my dumbass almost turned it off and missed it. Never underestimate the heart of a champion. Thanks Rudy.

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Just told my sons how lucky we are to get to watch Altuve play.

Goddamn I was just f5ing the score on my phone at a dinner and missed the whole thing. Catching up, did Garcia get thrown too?

Jose Altuve is the best baller player of all time. 

13 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Catching up.  Anyone that thinks he was trying to hit Adolis is a fucking idiot. Down one, one on, 8th inning game five, tie series.  Yeah.  Make it harder it come back.  Adolis got our pitcher and manager ejected by being a fucking hothead. Fuck him.  
 

 

Dude that's catching 101.  It was intentional which is expected. Garcia knew it was coming. You don't get to show up a future HOF pitcher and get away with it. Any catcher and manager that didn't go head hunting in that spot, loses the respect of everyone in the clubhouse. 

Those of you with mlb app, Ford's call of the Altuve bomb is unfuckingbelievable.  Even better than the Yordan World Series call.

Just now, Enchubben said:

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I am going to keep talking shit too....

Holy shit. Just got home and watched the post game. So fucking great

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

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Nice to be on the right side of this graph after 2015 ALDS G4 and 2017 G4

20 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Catching up.  Anyone that thinks he was trying to hit Adolis is a fucking idiot. Down one, one on, 8th inning game five, tie series.  Yeah.  Make it harder it come back.  Adolis got our pitcher and manager ejected by being a fucking hothead. Fuck him.  
 

 

And for that, I thank him. 

2 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

And for that, I thank him. 

 Astros should send him a candygram 

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The best part was Yordan going and informing Garcia that he was the pimp here and to take his money take the base and STFU in Spanish of course....

I don’t go into the thread of hate very often….I’m guessing the Ranger fans are “six feet from the edge” about now?

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

I don’t go into the thread of hate very often….I’m guessing the Ranger fans are “six feet from the edge” about now?

 

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

So altuve has to be the all time greatest astro by now, right?

By miles and miles

If Garcia puts his bat down and walks to 1st, this could be a different ending 

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I dont know which altuve alcs homerun was better, this one or "altuve sends the astros to the world series!"


The game was tied vs the Yankees, that game was headed to extra innings

the game tonight, we were headed to a L 

Dudes, have y'all peeked in at the Rangers season thread?

Good lord.  Someone needs to do a bunch of wellness checks tomorrow.

I mean, I'm not.  But, ya know, someone.

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

If Garcia puts his bat down and walks to 1st, this could be a different ending 

Yep. Altuve runs on hate. We need another scandal to keep him going through the life of his contract. 

I remember going to game 6 of the 2017 alcs just days after my home had been reduced to rubble in hurricane harvey. The yankees were rallying late in the game when altuve came to bat. The stadium chanted "mvp" i swear it juiced the fuck out of him. And very next pitch was a 2 run homer. Game was never in question after.

I literally love jose altuve.

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Yep. Altuve runs on hate. We need another scandal to keep him going through the life of his contract. 

He hates losing. We should be alright.

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22 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Those of you with mlb app, Ford's call of the Altuve bomb is unfuckingbelievable.  Even better than the Yordan World Series call.

 

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Dudes, have y'all peeked in at the Rangers season thread?

Good lord.  Someone needs to do a bunch of wellness checks tomorrow.

I mean, I'm not.  But, ya know, someone.

Make sure you laugh at shadow's posts that shit is a hoot.

I love Ford and Sparky

 

 

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 


Garcia needs to watch this, that’s how you run the bases after hitting a big hr 

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26 minutes ago, Briuis said:

Dude that's catching 101.  It was intentional which is expected. Garcia knew it was coming. You don't get to show up a future HOF pitcher and get away with it. Any catcher and manager that didn't go head hunting in that spot, loses the respect of everyone in the clubhouse. 

Not in that circumstance. You drill him in the ribs next season, not down 2 in the playoffs.

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

need leclerc face gif to go with chapman laughing gif

Dudes, have y'all peeked in at the Rangers season thread?
Good lord.  Someone needs to do a bunch of wellness checks tomorrow.
I mean, I'm not.  But, ya know, someone.

Yep. Hilarious. Vic and Zepol are probably having hate butt sex tonight
57 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

GOOD LUCK, FUCKERS

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Oh hell yes. Pump that directly into my veins.

So much act like you’ve been there before for the Rangers. I really don’t know where to start. 
 

Just win on Sunday. A Game 7 is the moral victory those Ranger/aggys are seeking.

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