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3 hours ago, pacmanmakesitrain said:

Yep. All of this is the same experience I’ve had. The $5 tickets, $1 dogs and $1 beer nights were pretty awesome though when they sucked and I was a poor, single guy working in Houston.

I would take dates with an empty powerade bottle on tuesday for even cheaper tickets, then sneak in a water bottle full of vodka and get out paying more for parking. 

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Well, y’all have said it all about Altuve. It’s beyond incredible and we are insanely lucky to have this guy leading this franchise. And anyone who thinks he just cemented himself as the greatest Astro last night is insane - he had that wrapped up long, long ago. Nobody else is even close, including two HOFers. 

This is awesome:

 

Jinx 3putt

He's not just the greatest Astro of all time, he's the greatest Houston athlete of all time. 

Sorry, Dream. You're next.

Two things that got put to rest last night ….

1. Diaz’s ability to call pitches and catch 

2. espada not being manager material

 

both these guys dropped their nuts on mlb 

 

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6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He's not just the greatest Astro of all time, he's the greatest Houston athlete of all time. 

Sorry, Dream. You're next.

It's true. I love Dream and Earl but Altuve is next-level clutch.

I feel like Nolan and the Astros should let Altuve wear #34 for a game this year.

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48 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Rangers bandwagon not happy

 

Fuck that goomba piece of shit. 

15 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Fuck that goomba piece of shit. 

The only good Yankee fan is an angry Yankee fan. He did mostly suck this year kinda like his scrub squad.

These Rangers postgame really think Abreu hit Garcia intentionally there.  What dumbfucks.  They dont understand a championship mindset.

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

These Rangers postgame really think Abreu hit Garcia intentionally there.  What dumbfucks.  They dont understand a championship mindset.

How could they? Their franchise couldn't hack it in DC in the 60s

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

These Rangers postgame really think Abreu hit Garcia intentionally there.  What dumbfucks.  They dont understand a championship mindset.


mlb radio stupidity was all in dusty called for that hbp. He has a history of this !!!

fuck you mlb radio hack 

Yep, the Astros hit someone on purpose in game 5 with no outs and a runner on.  

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Dusty was in a coma until they finally woke his ass up and he was pissed as fuck about it lol.

16 minutes ago, runthebone said:

These Rangers postgame really think Abreu hit Garcia intentionally there.  What dumbfucks.  They dont understand a championship mindset.

Trash fan base.  At here are a couple of guys in their thread saying they should have hit Yordan in the head / hand in Game 4 and a guy yesterday saying they should hit Altuve in the head.  I’m all for the hate, but I never hope to see an injury on a purpose HBP.  That’s bullshit.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros need to fly in Correa to give framber a prep talk tomorrow 

They need to PT his ass until it churns buttermilk. 
 

then he wouldn’t have all the mental energy to be worried about bullshit besides pitching

Anybody at the game last night? That Altuve homer was louder than many, many big plays the Minute Maid. Surely it was majority Astros fans right?

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Anybody at the game last night? That Altuve homer was louder than many, many big plays the Minute Maid. Surely it was majority Astros fans right?


the rangers need to sell a season ticket package for just the astro games 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


the rangers need to sell a season ticket package for just the astro games 

Stands would be 90% Astros fans.

34 minutes ago, runthebone said:

These Rangers postgame really think Abreu hit Garcia intentionally there.  What dumbfucks.  They dont understand a championship mindset.

i'll say it.  we hit him on purpose.  fuck it.  will that make everybody shut the fuck up about it?  i'll take full responsibility.  enough already.

getting hit is a part of baseball and has been for 1.5 centuries.  take your base.  take advantage of 2 on/no out + wild pitcher.  score some insurance runs.  win the game. 

or don't, i don't care.

7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i'll say it.  we hit him on purpose.  fuck it.  will that make everybody shut the fuck up about it?  i'll take full responsibility.  enough already.

getting hit is a part of baseball and has been for 1.5 centuries.  take your base.  take advantage of 2 on/no out + wild pitcher.  score some insurance runs.  win the game. 

or don't, i don't care.

100% sending a message with the pitch based on count and situation.  But I don’t believe that it was intended to hit him.  I do believe it was a “back the fuck up, asshole” pitch.  If it gets a little too far inside, oh well.  Message sent and received.   And the Astros won.   

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Maldy ready.

Well he is the most protected haha 

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Maldy ready.


Garcia holding back LMJ behind him

maldy has a fist ready to cut loose

 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well he is the most protected haha 

Veteran move to leave mask and helmet on in a brouhaha

10 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Veteran move to leave mask and helmet on in a brouhaha

Yordan did not need shit to go reave Garcia's soul and end the entire kerfuffle peacefully.

He was telling him that altuve was going to remove their souls in the 9th.

37 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Next time, everyone should just get behind Singleton.

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6 hours ago, Zeus said:


 

 

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2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I feel like Nolan and the Astros should let Altuve wear #34 for a game this year.

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I have a framed signed version of this in my office. Thinking of photoshopping in Altuve somehow despite the wrong number. 

14 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Real or chop, the message is valid.  
 

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I believe it was real, but from a couple of years ago.

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wtf. …

 

Of course he was. Fuck MLB

Now that’s some bullshit. So the umpires can’t call balls and strikes but they can read minds? 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wtf. …

 

That’s ridiculous.

how long does the appeal take?

 

I guess you have to appeal and hope the ruling comes before game 1 on Friday and gets reduced to only 1 game?

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

how long does the appeal take?

They’ll review it on Tuesday probably 

I won’t embed his tweet because he’s a dumbfuck but Passan said because of his expected appeal the suspension likely won’t take place until next season.

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Altuve is like no other.  He is officially my favorite athlete of all time.

I knew Singleton would have a playoff moment.

Abreu getting suspended immediately is bullshit.  That could matter a lot.

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

2 games for a basic plunk pitch? Lmao. MLB fucking sucks. Just add more fuel to the fire.

Not even a basic plunk pitch. There's no way you can determine intent there. There was no HBP eartlier, and it made zero sense to try to plunk a guy in that situation.

Just so bad.

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Now that’s some bullshit. So the umpires can’t call balls and strikes but they can read minds? 

Seriously. And if Maldy is the reason the pitchers are so good and comfortable all the time and they trust him implicitly, shouldn't he be getting suspended

1 minute ago, Horny Bull said:

I won’t embed his tweet because he’s a dumbfuck but Passan said because of his expected appeal the suspension likely won’t take place until next season.

So like the Yuli deal.

 

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