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34 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

no yordan

 

 

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Time for Abreu to put up a dinger. OK, past time...but still time. Maybe he busts out this series and restores my faith in signing "elderly" FA position players. 

Any day Yordan isn't playing is a bad day 

17 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Any day Yordan isn't playing is a bad day 

with Yanier at DH, I look forward to seeing how Dusty fucks this up.

Either by leaving Maldy in to bat in the 9th against Fairbanks instead of pinch-hitting with Yordan.

or by pinch-hitting Yordan for Maldy thinking he can slide Diaz over to catcher and leave Yordan in at DH….except it doesn’t work that way 

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Just say the update. Fuck

Y’all slap dicks wanted brabaylon to get an at bat, highly likely it now happens this series 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Y’all slap dicks wanted brabaylon to get an at bat, highly likely it now happens this series 

Probably in the 3rd inning to PH for Tucker because #Dusty

29 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Any day Yordan isn't playing is a bad day 

yeah, for tampa's bullpen.

 

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

god dammit.

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Are they sure it isn't his back that's hurt from carrying this team?

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Don't they have injections for this shit?

Baseball players get the weirdest injuries. For players with little to zero physical contact they are made of glass

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Y’all slap dicks wanted brabaylon to get an at bat, highly likely it now happens this series 

Who wanted that?  Literally no one.  No one wanted that. 

45 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Baseball players get the weirdest injuries. For players with little to zero physical contact they are made of glass

I think what it is is that it’s an every day game. Think Of how many times you wake up feeling physically like shit in some way. Imagine having to do something physical every day for 7.5 or 8.5 months. It’s a lot. Even if it’s not a contact/collision sport. 

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I think what it is is that it’s an every day game. Think Of how many times you wake up feeling physically like shit in some way. Imagine having to do something physical every day for 7.5 or 8.5 months. It’s a lot. Even if it’s not a contact/collision sport. 

Yep.

but counterpoint:

it’s April fucking 24th.

not September 24th

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Yep.

but counterpoint:

it’s April fucking 24th.

not September 24th

True. 

That’s how you start off.

Them boys loafing in the OF

Dubon doing work

Peña can swing over the top of a breaking ball in the 2 spot as easily as the 7th spot. 

Yep...just looked it up cause i thought i knew he hit here.

5th career homer there now

This 1st base ump can suck a fat dick

Kalas...."Margot chops one to second"

Straight to Pena at the SS position

Pena no longer seems like he sucks

Dayum
Yeah well lets hope he doesnt K 15 straight times now on the same pitch

He’s on pace for 30. If he plays a really good SS he’s a plus guy regardless of all the stuff he doesn’t do well. But, I’d prefer him doing that from the 8 hole once we are fully healthy. 

It doesn’t feel like we win this game and it doesn’t feel like Urquidy gets they 5. 
I honestly want no part of these guys in the playoffs. Give me Yankees or jays or Indians or anyone but them all day every day 

Maldonado loves calling the same fucking pitch in the same location all the fucking time.

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