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Just now, Dnaguy said:

And all the mo is gone 

There is no momentum in baseball.  

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1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

And all the mo is gone 

Need Eovaldi to plunk Altuve to enrage Dusty and get him tossed.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

There is no momentum in baseball.  

I Dont Believe You Will Ferrell GIF

1 minute ago, dr99 said:

Smoltz puts himself in the Rangers shoes when they are pitching and hitting

Yeah, he’s a schmuck.

2 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Smoltz puts himself in the Rangers shoes when they are pitching and hitting

Well, they're all douchebags, so it works.

We know this will be a nail biter. Hold the line boys. We have the midget and the giant on our side. I will take our odds.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Wish Tucker’s bat would wake up.

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Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Yeah, he’s a schmuck.

More of a putz if you ask me

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Just Kidding Jk GIF

More of a putz if you ask me

Schmutz he is a portmanteau of suck

Frambers strategy with that mascara wearing MF semien is to keep throwing balls so he gets frustrated and swings at trash. Genius. 

Man, where do I sign up for 3 more innings exactly like that from Framber?

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Man, where do I sign up for 3 more innings exactly like that from Framber?

Serenitynow.org?

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4 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Frambers strategy with that mascara wearing MF semien is to keep throwing balls so he gets frustrated and swings at trash. Genius. 

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Keep walking Uncle Mike

Just now, cabowabo said:

Ump is terrible. 

Which one / which game? Christ almighty.

The first strike call, that wasn't a strike, changed that entire at bat

Just now, runthebone said:

Bregman was right on both

Not the 3rd one you have to swing at that with diarrhea HPU

Intentional walk with man on 1st, wow.

Do something rbi machine

1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

What the f with pena and breg staring at strike 3s. 

Guessed wrong 

I swear I lived 40 years without ever hearing the word “cutter” …..

Evaldi looks like he’s starting to get tored

These outside strikes are bs

God dammit.

this guy is ducking a joke

These motherfucking umps man.

 

It’s a fucking beachball’s width Smoltz

That strike call caused Abreu to chase. Should have been ball 4 instead. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

We're gonna regret leaving all of these runners.

You’re damn right.

 

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