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#35251
1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

Welcome back

to MMP.  

I just don't get it. 

Everyone sitting on their hands.

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#35254
3 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

It happens. But his body language is absolute dogshit. He looks beat and it is spreading.

Pouting like a Little Leaguer. I've always been a fan, but right now he needs to get hit upside the head by one of our actual leaders. 

#35255
Just now, Saint Tacky said:

Tucker doesn't need a slump buster, he needs a Caligula-like slump orgy

Where is Harden to take him to Treasures when you need him? Oh yeah he folds in the playoffs too

#35257
1 minute ago, Saint Tacky said:

Tucker doesn't need a slump buster, he needs a Caligula-like slump orgy

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#35258
2 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Welcome back

to MMP.  

I just don't get it. 

The whole batter's eye thing is in their head. I think it was Abreu who started it, but it's spread to others

#35264
Just now, Mo Horn said:

The whole batter's eye thing is in their head. I think it was Abreu who started it, but it's spread to others

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#35267
2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Not exactly Philly, is it?

Or even Minnesota.  It always been this way, I remember in the 70’s-80’s it was because the Dome had AC.

#35274

Valdez has been complete shit in the playoffs.

No balls and a complete headcase

the myth of Maldy is exactly that.

What a joke.

#35277
Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Or even Minnesota.  It always been this way, I remember in the 70’s-80’s it was because the Dome had AC.

It wasn't like this in Game 1 of the 1986 NLCS. The Dome was insane.

#35279
Just now, cabowabo said:

We may be too……

Yeah we need someone to go take one for the team and go kick him in the nuts and tell him it was a present from the shitbox HPU

#35280
Just now, Dnaguy said:

Valdez has been complete shit in the playoffs.

No balls and a complete headcase

the myth of Maldy is exactly that.

What a joke.

He's been shit for about 2 months now

#35283

Glad Bochy put in Carter early to take this huge ab.  He's terrible against lefties.  I don't get it.

#35286
4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

The whole batter's eye thing is in their head. I think it was Abreu who started it, but it's spread to others

It's fuking stupid. Did it change from last year? Didn't we have a great home record.  
 

They just aren't clutch w RISP at home. 
 

They feed off the hate on the road. Everyone start talking shit

#35292

Bailed out by Texas weirdly changing their approach tonight.

Theyre swinging at a lot of shot out of the zone.

Maybe we have a chance if we can wake the fuck up at the plate ourselves.

#35295
It's fuking stupid. Did it change from last year? Didn't we have a great home record.  
 
They just aren't clutch w RISP at home. 
 
They feed off the hate on the road. Everyone start talking shit

Exactly. Home fans may need to start booing our own batters lol
#35298

Volcan Repasado, Topo, and lime.

This is what’s getting me through this game so far.

Prepare for many more posts of decreasing literacy.

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#35300
1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

It's fuking stupid. Did it change from last year? Didn't we have a great home record.  
 

They just aren't clutch w RISP at home. 
 

They feed off the hate on the road. Everyone start talking shit

I agree. It is totally stupid. But they started talking about it, and it's now in their heads. Baseball is all mental

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