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1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

Welcome back

to MMP.  

I just don't get it. 

Everyone sitting on their hands.

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3 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

It happens. But his body language is absolute dogshit. He looks beat and it is spreading.

Pouting like a Little Leaguer. I've always been a fan, but right now he needs to get hit upside the head by one of our actual leaders. 

Just now, Saint Tacky said:

Tucker doesn't need a slump buster, he needs a Caligula-like slump orgy

Where is Harden to take him to Treasures when you need him? Oh yeah he folds in the playoffs too

1 minute ago, Saint Tacky said:

Tucker doesn't need a slump buster, he needs a Caligula-like slump orgy

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2 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Welcome back

to MMP.  

I just don't get it. 

The whole batter's eye thing is in their head. I think it was Abreu who started it, but it's spread to others

@Guadaloopy explain yourself cocksucker. Tuck fucking sucks shit through a straw. How are we wrong?

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Monday may have to be the day.

Good lord, we have 5 more innings.

Just now, HOOKEM4 said:

@Guadaloopy explain yourself cocksucker. Tuck fucking sucks shit through a straw. How are we wrong?

He is the Astros ztejas sunshine pump

Just now, Mo Horn said:

The whole batter's eye thing is in their head. I think it was Abreu who started it, but it's spread to others

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Need arms warm in pen. Someone wake dusty up

Just now, oh_snap said:

Need arms warm in pen. Someone wake dusty up

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Not exactly Philly, is it?

Or even Minnesota.  It always been this way, I remember in the 70’s-80’s it was because the Dome had AC.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Framber may be done tonight. 

We may be too……

Valdez has been complete shit in the playoffs.

No balls and a complete headcase

the myth of Maldy is exactly that.

What a joke.

They're not going to pull him..

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Or even Minnesota.  It always been this way, I remember in the 70’s-80’s it was because the Dome had AC.

It wasn't like this in Game 1 of the 1986 NLCS. The Dome was insane.

Whew.

One more, then some runs.  Come on, now, one time.

Just now, cabowabo said:

We may be too……

Yeah we need someone to go take one for the team and go kick him in the nuts and tell him it was a present from the shitbox HPU

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Valdez has been complete shit in the playoffs.

No balls and a complete headcase

the myth of Maldy is exactly that.

What a joke.

He's been shit for about 2 months now

Ball wasn’t hit that hard to Altuve, get real Smoltz.

Glad Bochy put in Carter early to take this huge ab.  He's terrible against lefties.  I don't get it.

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

The whole batter's eye thing is in their head. I think it was Abreu who started it, but it's spread to others

It's fuking stupid. Did it change from last year? Didn't we have a great home record.  
 

They just aren't clutch w RISP at home. 
 

They feed off the hate on the road. Everyone start talking shit

Just now, At Ease said:

Ball wasn’t hit that hard to Altuve, get real Smoltz.

Smoltz is horrible.  His hard-on for the Rangers is ridiculous.

Bailed out by Texas weirdly changing their approach tonight.

Theyre swinging at a lot of shot out of the zone.

Maybe we have a chance if we can wake the fuck up at the plate ourselves.

4 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

@Guadaloopy explain yourself cocksucker. Tuck fucking sucks shit through a straw. How are we wrong?

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It's fuking stupid. Did it change from last year? Didn't we have a great home record.  
 
They just aren't clutch w RISP at home. 
 
They feed off the hate on the road. Everyone start talking shit

Exactly. Home fans may need to start booing our own batters lol
Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Smoltz is horrible.  His hard-on for the Rangers is ridiculous.

You wouldn't know it reading the shitty thread.

Get one back here.  At least.

Volcan Repasado, Topo, and lime.

This is what’s getting me through this game so far.

Prepare for many more posts of decreasing literacy.

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1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

It's fuking stupid. Did it change from last year? Didn't we have a great home record.  
 

They just aren't clutch w RISP at home. 
 

They feed off the hate on the road. Everyone start talking shit

I agree. It is totally stupid. But they started talking about it, and it's now in their heads. Baseball is all mental

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