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Woof. 

Buncha pussies. Cursed at home. Every team runs the train on them. 

Great catch.  Joe West would try to call interference and give the HR.

Hopefully that puts Tuck in a better mood 

This simulation is getting stupider

Why can’t we win at home?

Has anybody asked that question?

I knew Garcia was going to do that. I’ve never been more sure about anything in my life. 

New goal, bully Heaney to force Chapman into the game

Lol at all the empty seats behind home plate. 

Wow, what a joke. I mean a 2 run deficit for the bottom of the 9th isn't impossible to do, it's been done before, maybe even the last game they played or something... 

Home plate camera went from full house to empty seats in one batter.

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Don’t be a dumbass. 

It has to be a bit.

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Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Don’t be a dumbass. 

Well they said "see you tomorrow" an hour ago so I think they earned that title by coming back

So guys, maybe take tomorrow seriously eh?

Poor play will get you beat. Make some noise here in the 9th and get ready to crush tomorrow. 

Fire dusty baker after the game.

It won’t happen. 
But god it would be satisfying 

Just now, Overlord said:

Why can’t we win at home?

Has anybody asked that question?

Because we try to pull everything, and after our 6th hitter, we have 3 auto outs that put together shitty ABs. You get to rest when you get past Tucker, because Dubon, Pena, and Maldonado allow pitchers to throw minimum pitches to recover after facing the top 6. Just look at tonight, the bottom of the Rangers lineup got on base, while the Astros bottom three went 0-fer. We just don't have 9 outs in this team.

Maldo batting here would be the chefs kiss tonight on Dusty’s dumpster fire

4-0 is kind of hard to do. 

Fuck it. Let’s go ahead and do it dramatically. 
 

We’ll kick some ass tomorrow. We’ll figure it out. 
 

Always do. 

5 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

If you defend Dusty at this point you are an absolute brain dead moron or an enemy of the franchise. No middle ground

I’d like to see @tx 3 putt and @Gourmand try to defend this crap.

Montero in a two run game is so fucking stupid.  Stupid.  Whatever, maybe it won't be like 2019 tomorrow.

See, that's why I didn't ph Diaz 

-dusty

Diaz hirs without anything on the line.

Team needs to hire a psychotherapist and get this home field play crap solved..... 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

I’d like to see @tx 3 putt and @Gourmand try to defend this crap.

No need to lump anyone in with putt man

Just now, WBT said:

See, that's why I didn't ph Diaz 

-dusty

family guy suicide GIF

I want to go back to being a team run by smart people.

Just now, Stella Link said:

Team needs to hire a psychotherapist and get this home field play crap solved..... 

*fans

Team doesn't care

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

And of course we get the fucking Jardiance commercial.  

That fat sack of shit dancing is hot. 

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