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1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

There's just something toxic about MMP

Scrub anything associated with Drayton. Remove the train and change up the facade of the stadium

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What a bunch of entitled losers. Can’t win at your home ballpark 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

What did Maldonado say about game 7? We’re Houston? How about play great and not this fucking trash. 

Wasn't him that said that

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Chas waiting on his order of chicken wings?


then doesn’t throw it into 2nd 

Relax everyone.  We’re Houston.  Dubon told us.

Just now, rvm96 said:

Wasn't him that said that

Was it pena or dubon? One of those Spanish guys said it.

It is what it is. Maybe we lose 22-0. Maybe we win 13-7. I'll watch and see. 

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

There's just something toxic about MMP

You mean dusty baker 

“Let’s get to sherzer early” 

after watching this sherzer is gonna go 7 innings of dominant baseball. Whatever we hope for with this team goes opposite.

Hi Dusty, Time to wake up. Your pitcher cannot find strike zone and is getting killed.

Why the fuck do we not go with France or Brown? Maton is not who should be coming in... although I'm guessing it won't matter. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Man. 

A third of an inning from your game 7 starter.

Wow.

And this is the guy that was the most dominant postseason pitcher we had. 

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:


Scherzer is going to be on the ropes relatively early.

the game is going to hinge on whether we get a key multi-run hit with runners that are his responsibility (probably around the time Abreu or Brantley are up a 2nd time) or whether we let them get off the hook. 

Did I say Scherzer?

oops.

 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Great job Javier. 

1/3 of an inning.  Lulz. 


so much for a good start

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1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

That was Chas’ ball. 

He was busy watching Brant.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

“Let’s get to sherzer early” 

after watching this sherzer is gonna go 7 innings of dominant baseball. Whatever we hope for with this team goes opposite.

I hope he no-hits our ass.  If we're going to shit the bed, do it in style.

So now, going into next year, our pitching staff is lead by a guy who’s a few short years away from collecting Social Security, and a bunch of lilly livered pussies….

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Why the fuck do we not go with France or Brown? Maton is not who should be coming in... although I'm guessing it won't matter. 

I think we’re past that. We might not even score tonight. It’s one of those games at the worst possible time.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

“Let’s get to sherzer early” 

after watching this sherzer is gonna go 7 innings of dominant baseball. Whatever we hope for with this team goes opposite.


he can throw more strikes with a 3 run lead 

There is no reason at all to continue with fatass behind the plate. We’re gonna need some offense tonight. 

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Mitch garver has owned us. MITCH GARVER. The biggest jag on their team.

Mitch Garver is their Diaz, but better. The Rangers don't play in any JAGS in their lineup. Their pitching outside of 4 guys is JAGS.

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Why the fuck do we not go with France or Brown? Maton is not who should be coming in... although I'm guessing it won't matter. 

He’s using maton to get to brown (who is up in the pen but needs longer to get loose)

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2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Why the fuck do we not go with France or Brown? Maton is not who should be coming in... although I'm guessing it won't matter. 

Don’t disagree. My guess is those guys have longer warm up routines and one will come in for the 2nd. 
maton needs to get us 2 outs

Just now, cabowabo said:

There is no reason at all to continue with fatass behind the plate. We’re gonna need some offense tonight. 

And maybe a CS or two 

Camera pans to Bergman and Peña while talking about Astros ability to score.

Just now, UTexasFight said:

He’s using maton to get to brown who needs longer to get loose

 

Just now, oh_snap said:

Don’t disagree. My guess is those guys have longer warm up routines and one will come in for the 2nd. 
maton needs to get us 2 outs

Fair point

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Great job Javier. 

1/3 of an inning.  Lulz. 

Should have been 2/3 to be fair. fuck my life fml GIF

How can such an experienced team come into these last 2 games so mentally weak

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