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All I can say, is I hope that toothpick stabs Dusty’s tongue and lodges in the roof of his mouth.

Money Maton!

Start chipping away.  France and Brown will need to come up huge.

Shitzer is about to pitch the game of his life. 
 

It has been written already. 

After all that 3 runs is actually not bad. Plenty of game left. 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Lulz, Maldonado giving up 3 SBs in the 1st inning.

All 3 on the pitcher.

Just now, Overlord said:

Shitzer is about to pitch the game of his life. 
 

It has been written already. 

I take it back. We’re going to shit down his throat. 

All right let’s fucking go! Let’s get our own crooked number. France and Brown get us through 6. Neris Abreu and Pressly bring it home. 

Imagine the worst possible start to a game. We all did it today and poof it happened. I knew it. I knew after last night we were gonna lose game 7 and repeat 2019. We went from possibly make a third WS and establishing ourselves as a great run with multiple WS wins to a team that’s won 2 and pulled off something only we’ve let happen twice and that’s lose all 4 home games. Ficking incredible.

Maybe being down 3-0 in 1st will feel like road game. Yep, I’m reaching.

We sure the hell dont need a 1 2 3 here 

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This umps strike zone is fucked. Pretty sure it screwed with Javier’s head.

I have a feeling we score 6 tonight. Doubt that will be enough, but let's get them on the board and find out. 

We can get back into this thing.  Just start with some traffic and some stressful pitches for a guy who knows we just blasted him.  

Lulz, good effort Carter, you almost had it

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Imagine the worst possible start to a game. We all did it today and poof it happened. I knew it. I knew after last night we were gonna lose game 7 and repeat 2019. We went from possibly make a third WS and establishing ourselves as a great run with multiple WS wins to a team that’s won 2 and pulled off something only we’ve let happen twice and that’s lose all 4 home games. Ficking incredible.

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Glad pitchers feelings aren't hurt by throwing to diaz, who can help base stealing game. Glad I didn't waste $$ on tickets. We can all beat that dead horse but can't be stated enough. Dusty was in this for dusty. Hope our new president of baseball operations sitting in front row can see this

It really is the prudent move to pull Maldy for Diaz. We need offense. 
 

Hell would freeze over before Dusty did it. 

Fucking horrible AB from Bregman. Why the fuck is he batting 2nd?

That's okay.  Scherzer missed badly twice and ended up chugging one down the middle.  Keep it up...

Altuve and Alvarez can’t be the only two that understand what game it is. 

Let’s go abreu

Right down the middle. Bat on the shoulder.

If yall think it’s all said and done. You’re crazy!!!

Need to get Yordan in here

I know I’ve been hard on you Jose. But I believe in you now. 
 

So….we good now?

Dang my eyes got big when that pitch came out of Scherzers hand

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