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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

We don’t need a good manager. Just not an idiot. 

So you’re good with ausmus? 

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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

So that’s fair then right?  He caught it directly over the fat part of the bag. 

100% that was a fair ball.

The rangers might give their regular season record of runs in a game (when they dropped 30 or whatever it was against the orioles) a run for its money 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

So you’re good with ausmus? 

He said not an idiot.

Just now, UTexasFight said:

102 pitches

53 strikes

3.2 IP

 

holy shit

 

That is fucking insane.

Just now, cabowabo said:

Team folded like a cheap tent. 

I was thinking more like.....

 

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Which one of you at the game can grab a glove and pitch the 5th? You might lower the team ERA. 

Not gonna be any “well we gave it a good run!!!” posts here.

I’ve said it a million times, but I fucking hate this team.

We are a 100+ win team with an invalid at manager and a roster full of head cases. My least favorite team I’ve watched in the golden era. Good riddance.

All this dementia riddled clown needed to do to save his legacy was retire last year.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

So you’re good with ausmus? 

Over Dusty?  Fuck yes. 

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Not when it bounces foul first.

 

That doesn't matter

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We don’t need a good manager. Just not an idiot. 

Joe Espada

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

What’s the worst possible scenario for this game and none of us had it being 8-2 this quick. Entire pitching staff has aids tonight.

Anyone who watched this team all season could see this coming a mile away. 

I can't believe we made it this far.

Just now, cabowabo said:

Over Dusty?  Fuck yes. 

I would take Wulaw over Dusty 1000 times out of 1000 and I am not kidding

My god an incredible play to get out of the inning…hope it matters!

Just now, TejasPedro said:

Diaz PH grand slam, Singleton game winning grand slam.

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1 minute ago, TejasPedro said:

Diaz PH grand slam, Singleton game winning grand slam.

Stay. Away. From. The. Weed. Man

Just now, David Dennison said:

Anyone who watched this team all season could see this coming a mile away. 

I can't believe we made it this far.

I didn’t see Javier getting pulled 1/3 of the first inning. No one saw that. I saw us losing but more like 7-4. This might end up 13-3.

1 minute ago, TejasPedro said:

Diaz PH grand slam, Singleton game winning grand slam.

Don’t forget about Dubons rbi double.

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Not gonna be any “well we gave it a good run!!!” posts here.

I’ve said it a million times, but I fucking hate this team.

We are a 100+ win team with an invalid at manager and a roster full of head cases. My least favorite team I’ve watched in the golden era. Good riddance.

This team was lucky to win 90.

Maybe Montgomery is nice and cold now. Wishful thinking. 

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

That doesn't matter

Then idk.

It looked fair. And we should have challenged.

unless a fair/foul call before the bag isn’t reviewable which would make no sense… but also wouldn’t surprise me 

 

If we lose by a run….

 

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Edited by UTexasFight

Bring back Hinch

And George and Carlos and
4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So that’s fair then right?  He caught it directly over the fat part of the bag. 

Yes. It was a fair ball

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2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Bring back Hinch

You mean the genius who lost the WS because he couldn't win a home game with the best Astro team in history?

That Hinch?

Edited by David Dennison

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a player as lost and mind fucked as Tucker. 

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We don’t need a good manager. Just not an idiot. 

This. Texans and Rockets had the worst coaches in their sport the past 3 years. So have the Astros. They both went and hired the best coaches that were available. The Astros are going to get rid of Dusty and hire a smart manager. The era of the worst coaches/managers in Houston sports history is going to end.

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Tucker is losing $1,000,000 per at bat. At this point….let him test the market.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Then idk.

It looked fair. And we should have challenged.

unless a fair/foul call before the bag isn’t reviewable which would make no sense… but also wouldn’t surprise me 

It was and it's not

My God, that Tucker at bat was atrocious.  

Great job tuck. Talk about an absolute shitty postseason. Who wants to sign this guy to be their best player 

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Feels like Tucker has lost a lot of money the past 4 weeks

No he hasn't 

10 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea but we’re getting older too. Pitching is kinda shaky. If we make some ballsy moves and add some guys yea I think we will be back. 

 

we have 8 starters next year

At the trade deadline we got Verlander and Graveman, and they got Scherzer and Montgomery, and that has made all the difference.  

No he hasn't 
He should.. guy has been a mess.

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1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a player as lost and mind fucked as Tucker. 

 

100% his girl dumped him

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Then idk.

It looked fair. And we should have challenged.

unless a fair/foul call before the bag isn’t reviewable which would make no sense… but also wouldn’t surprise me 

It's not reviewable for reasons I don't fathom.  It should have been called fair.  Ball was above fair territory when touched.  

2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


And George and Carlos and

the goat 🐐 and architect Jeff Luhnow. I miss him so damn much.

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:


How can you ignore this postseason. That is what guys are paid to do

Sounds like the Angels will pay him then. 

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