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They’ve scored 8, without Semen doing what he usually does. 

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Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

 

 

 

 

 Give him some position to maybe save a little face as a special advisor, sr consultant or assistance to Jim C.  

This is a terrible terrible terrible idea.

like maybe the one job that would be worse for the future success of this franchise than the one he currently holds

I think it’s pretty clear that we are going to need to spend some money in the off-season.  

I mean this ain’t worse than 2019. Game 7 to win it all. That was depressing and a team that never should have lost.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

This is a terrible terrible terrible idea.

like maybe the one job that would be worse for the future success of this franchise than the one he currently holds

I didn't say anyone had to take him seriously.

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Just now, LCHorn said:

I think it’s pretty clear that we are going to need to spend some money in the off-season.  

We probably won't because we don't really need to.

We need a new manager.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Chandler Rome does occasionally but he's Chandler Rome so it never gets any traction 

Well when he bitches about everything nobody cares when he bitches about something important. Like the boy who cried wolf.

Just now, LCHorn said:

I think it’s pretty clear that we are going to need to spend some money in the off-season.  

Sign Pina Jr and fucking shoot Dusty into the abyss of woe

No one has done less with more than Dusty Baker.

His stubbornness has cost multiple championships for many deserving teams.

One man’s arrogance has cost so many teams a championship.

I mean, it’s actuLly amazing in retrospect

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

I think it’s pretty clear that we are going to need to spend some money in the off-season.  

That’s the danger. It’s the we need to spend vs the guys we have need to preform. Which risk you going with? 

9 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Dusty really going down with the ship, by not ph’ing

Dusty is the captain of the Titanic and Maldy is the violin player 

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

I think it’s pretty clear that we are going to need to spend some money in the off-season.  

Yeah, but the good news is that we consistently do.  

Next season is about Hunter Brown becoming a top 3 starter, somebody other than Maldy becoming the everyday catcher, adding a bat somewhere else, and getting a good Major League manager.

All of that is doable, and if we stay healthy, we can go right back into the 100-win club.

21 minutes ago, Stros121 said:

Hinch

Was still shitty as fuck

6 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not really a Dusty guy, but I'm thinking some part of baseball has passed him by.   Got to be a better option.  Give him some position to maybe save a little face as a special advisor, sr consultant or assistance to Jim C.  

This is the dumbest idea I have ever heard. May God have mercy on your soul. MMP needs to be cleansed. Pack his shit up and send him out the door tomorrow morning. 

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

We probably won't because we don't really need to.

We need a new manager.

We need a legit CF... unless we have someone in the minors who is ready. Other than that I'd be fine keeping this team intact with a new manager. 

22 minutes ago, Stros121 said:

Hinch

Was still shitty as fuck

4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I still think he has done a lot for the pitching staff off the field. 

I could not possibly disagree more. I think he’s a selfish asshole and a malcontent who 29 teams rightfully believe is completely and totally unplayable (along with many in our FO) but maybe I’m the idoit. 

4 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I think it’s pretty clear that we are going to need to spend some money in the off-season.  

That’s the problem. Crane doesn’t like to spend money. And we don’t give lengthy contracts. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

We need a legit CF... unless we have someone in the minors who is ready. Other than that I'd be fine keeping this team intact with a new manager. 

RIP Drew Gilbert

15 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

the goat 🐐 and architect Jeff Luhnow. I miss him so damn much.

Fuck that cocksucker Crane for not bringing him back.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, but the good news is that we consistently do.  

Next season is about Hunter Brown becoming a top 3 starter, somebody other than Maldy becoming the everyday catcher, adding a bat somewhere else, and getting a good Major League manager.

All of that is doable, and if we stay healthy, we can go right back into the 100-win club.

But can we get a new stadium built by next year 

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

In the 90s

Before then. He literally hit prime Barry bonds 5th for all of 1993 when the giants lost the division by 1 game. 

Just now, Overlord said:

That’s the problem. Crane doesn’t like to spend money. And we don’t give lengthy contracts. 

He did try to sign Starling Marte and Liam Hendricks iirc 

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Hell be fine since he won't be refunding everyone who bought furniture
1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

We need a legit CF... unless we have someone in the minors who is ready. Other than that I'd be fine keeping this team intact with a new manager. 

Or play the legit CF we have.  

Is Dusty playing 9D chess? This could be the greatest  Rope a Dope in the history of MLB. Clubber Garcia is tiring himself out hitting all those bombs, no way he has the strength to hit another, and that’s when we counter.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Before then. He literally hit prime Barry bonds 5th for all of 1993 when the giants lost the division by 1 game. 

Reminds me of hitting Yordan and Tucker 3rd/5th all damn year

Jesus Christ watching Bochy lay out the blueprint for Hinch in the 2014 World Series only to have that cock smoker clutch pearls and fuck it up to turn around and have him repeat the process against Dustard is just amazing.

3 minutes ago, Overlord said:

That’s the problem. Crane doesn’t like to spend money. And we don’t give lengthy contracts. 

Lolwut?

Astros have 4-5 guys that actually look like they give a fuck (Alvarez, Altuve, Bregman, Abreu, and Chas). Tucker looks like he'd rather be anywhere but here. 

Decided schematic disadvantage.

Cock fucking smokers

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Jesus Christ watching Bochy lay out the blueprint for Hinch in the 2014 World Series only to have that cock smoker clutch pearls and fuck it up to turn around and have him repeat the process against Dustard is just amazing.

As long as he's their manager, they will be the favorite to win this division.

4 minutes ago, Overlord said:

That’s the problem. Crane doesn’t like to spend money. And we don’t give lengthy contracts. 

Crane is fine spending money.   He’s not fine with spending dumb money on long contracts.    

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

We need a legit CF... unless we have someone in the minors who is ready. Other than that I'd be fine keeping this team intact with a new manager. 

They have a top 10 (or better) CF already. It’s just the manager would rather give equal playing time to a utility infielder there.

Crane is fine spending money.   He’s not fine with spending dumb money on long contracts.    

Ya let’s talk about that shitty Montero contract. Not a long contract but stupid as fuck.

Dusty sucks. But too many key players have disappeared and too many LOB. Players eventually gotta man up regardless of who the skipper is. 

1 minute ago, formermav43 said:

They have a top 10 (or better) CF already. It’s just the manager would rather give equal playing time to a utility infielder there.

 

are you referring to chas and that very very weak arm ? 

Really can't afford to go through the top of the order without scoring.  France's blowup may not have mattered.

There will be a long line of suitors. We should absolutely re-sign him. He's sucked this post season, but that's an anomaly

If your dick curls up when it really matters…are you really worth a fuck?

How many times have we seen this Montgomery guy over the last week? And we still can’t solve him? Embarrassing

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