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Eat shit you fucking apologists die in the nearest fire we are done with your flaccid micro pene bullshit.

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

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Dusty would never be with Diaz to begin with.  Makes no sense

Just now, LCHorn said:

Is it bad luck if @tx 3 putt starts the off-season thread before the game is over?

 

someone else start it 

off season doesn't start until the next manager is hired 

Just now, LCHorn said:

Is it bad luck if @tx 3 putt starts the off-season thread before the game is over?

He is a scrub but no

We ripped their fucking souls out after Game 5 and somehow couldn’t figure out (again) how to win one game at home. 

4 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I was in the Dome for the collapse against Philly in 1980. This pattern is nothing new to me. 

1986 Mets was brutal.

We need to trade Dusty and Maldonado for Bochy or fire Dusty and let Espada run it. 

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Given the Astros issues this year, I'm pleased we made it to the ALCS, nevermind it going to 7.  I mean, we could be the Yankees.  Lol.

Or the Braves. Or the Dodgers. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

I have a buddy who is convinced Jim Crane will give Dusty another chance.

We need to kick the entire trio in the nuts

Just now, David Dennison said:

I have a buddy who is convinced Jim Crane will give Dusty another chance.

I think it's possible

Just now, Briuis said:

We need to trade Dusty and Maldonado for Bochy or fire Dusty and let Espada run it. 

We don't even have to fire Dusty, do we?

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

1986 Mets was brutal.

TOO SOON

 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I have a buddy who is convinced Jim Crane will give Dusty another chance.

I have a buddy who knows where to put a pair of bodies.......

 

Edited by TexArcher

The best and worst thing about this team is how laid back they are and have this no care look on their faces. Great when you’re coming back and winning games and annoying as fuck when you’re getting your shit pushed in at home all 4 games.

I'm already mentally preparing myself for Dusty and Maldy teaming up again next year for the Astros. Anything other than that would be a welcome surprise

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I have a buddy who is convinced Jim Crane will give Dusty another chance.

And I’m prepared to watch that happen

1 minute ago, Briuis said:

We need to trade Dusty and Maldonado for Bochy or fire Dusty and let Espada run it. 

Just hire Espada but the GM needs to not lick ass if we are to have any hope

Shocked that we haven't done anything against this spare

I mean sborz being unhittable when he sucks is just proof it’s their year. Dude was below average bullpen guy all year. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I have a buddy who is convinced Jim Crane will give Dusty another chance.

 

it's crane's call, he'll get input from bagwell and jackson for sure 

4 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Screw me for celebrating winning the division and “locking up” home field advantage.

Yeah, we really needed the Orioles to beat the Rangers. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I have a buddy who is convinced Jim Crane will give Dusty another chance.

Oh, I think that, too, but I’m too superstitious to say it out loud.  

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

The best and worst thing about this team is how laid back they are and have this no care look on their faces. Great when you’re coming back and winning games and annoying as fuck when you’re getting your shit pushed in at home all 4 games.

if you pay attention to such stupid things I guess

Have a buddy who says Dusty isn't coming back. They trust Dana more.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

it's crane's call, he'll get input from bagwell and jackson for sure 

We're fucked.

All y'all's buddies don't know shit.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:
2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We don't even have to fire Dusty, do we?

 

Dusty deserves it after the quotes he gave Smoltz about how nobody beats him at home.

It’s going to be painful to read the thread of hate tomorrow once I have the stomach to do so. FUCK

Just now, Briuis said:

Dusty deserves it after the quotes he gave Smoltz about how nobody beats him at home.

What I mean is, isn't his contract up? 

1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

Have a buddy who says Dusty isn't coming back. They trust Dana more.

If he's making all the same complaints as Click maybe it's sinking in.  It's worried me a little that Dana is old enough to have played with Bidge at Seton Hall.

Must feel good for Aroldis to know that the bomb he's about to give up won't hurt his team for once.

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

It’s going to be painful to read the thread of hate tomorrow once I have the stomach to do so. FUCK

Nah those panty waists have to jump up swing up just to hit us in the knees.

They will get raped by Philly it is written in the stars.

Just now, David Dennison said:

What I mean is, isn't his contract up? 

I had heard that he is welcome as long as he wants/has the juice to go. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

What I mean is, isn't his contract up? 

Yep.

Hopefully the old coot just retires. Jesus Christ, he'll turn 75 next year.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Nah those panty waists have to jump up swing up just to hit us in the knees.

They will get raped by Philly it is written in the stars.

I wouldn't be so sure.

We scored 1! Yeah! We’re now .2 higher than our average at home for the postseason!

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I wouldn't be so sure.

Feels like Philly is on the same mission we were on last year. 

4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Nah those panty waists have to jump up swing up just to hit us in the knees.

They will get raped by Philly it is written in the stars.

 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I wouldn't be so sure.

One thing for sure, there will be a lot of souvenirs to be had in the outfield.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We scored 1! Yeah! We’re now .2 higher than our average at home for the postseason!

Feels like Philly is on the same mission we were on last year. 

Feels like the Rangers are, too.

They're good and they'll have the better manager.

This series was lost with Dusty never starting the death lineup, though it didn't help that Tucker and Brantley did almost nothing.

Frankly, the Astros need to rebuild their minor league depth and Tucker and Framber would be the perfect way to do it.

We need find a couple of OFs and some better bullpen arms.

Crane should have an honest conversation with himself about how to not fuck up a good thing which should include asking Luhnow to return to be President of Baseball Operations and allow Dana Brown to hire his own front office people and coaching staff. There isn't a coach I would want to return.

Edited by HtownHorn

Also, it's no guarantee that the Phillies win tomorrow.

Edited by David Dennison

Genuinely amazing to me that we made it Game 7 of the ALCS despite having a losing home record that got exponentially worse with each passing week since September.

We're going to end this up batting well under .200 with RISP during home games this post-season. 

I think the Rangers crush either NL team. 

Another shot of Dusty and his damn toothpick to follow a Garcia bomb. 

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