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#2505
Lol. Remember when Yankees fans told us he was the next super elite starter in the MLB….. yah, about that…. Deivi Garcia has been DFA’d. https://t.co/SeCu8hvHQ4

 

#2506
11 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Aaron Boone makes the most of his ejection.

 

Laz Diaz is turrrible, but that was not a blown call.  It was a pretty damn good pitch.  Boone going off the rez over it is about par for the course.

#2509
9 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Damn, did the World Series end in November last season(s)?

 

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That’s a pretty impressive lack of baseball knowledge. It’s ended in November 7 out of the past 15 seasons. You’re an Astros fan right?

#2513

From the Orioles/Astros game tonight:

 

A “Free Kevin Brown” chant grows voice in the seventh inning at Camden Yards

 

#2514
16 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Damn, did the World Series end in November last season(s)?

 

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Say my name...but change it first.

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#2516

That year was due to the 9/11 delay but as said it's normal now.

After the earthquake, the Bay Series was delayed 10 days but still finished on Oct 28.

#2517
51 minutes ago, WBT said:

That year was due to the 9/11 delay but as said it's normal now.

After the earthquake, the Bay Series was delayed 10 days but still finished on Oct 28.

Funny how adding two additional series to the playoffs extends the schedule. 

#2520
11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
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Tmml.

A very small chuckle overshadowed by terrible data visualization.  Bader is neither a Ruth nor a Judge, yet their ovals overlap.  Same issue for the other two players.  RBG should be at the tangential intersection of three very narrow ovals or the intersection of 3 lines.

 

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#2521
2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

A very small chuckle overshadowed by terrible data visualization.  Bader is neither a Ruth nor a Judge, yet their ovals overlap.  Same issue for the other two players.  RBG should be at the tangential intersection of three very narrow ovals or the intersection of 3 lines.

 

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And it would work better with David Justice instead of Aaron Judge.  And throw this guy in there too:

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#2522
Javier Báez, 2023 swings through yesterday 😬 https://t.co/Kmnjqx21LH

 

#2525

 

The fact that only 4 pitchers in MLB history are from this high school and all 4 have tossed a no-hitter might be the most amazing baseball fact I've seen this season.

 

Edited by Beau Vine

#2526

Mainly for @Helobious

You get an entire year of major league plate appearances (approximately 650). How many hits do you get? How many walks do you get? How many, gulp, HBP do you get?

 

#2527

Springer not thrilled.  Snyder tossed too.

Automate balls & strikes.  Fuck the human element.

 

#2528
2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Mainly for @Helobious

You get an entire year of major league plate appearances (approximately 650). How many hits do you get? How many walks do you get? How many, gulp, HBP do you get?

 

I’d eat my dick the first ~150 PAs but would slowly adjust. 50 singles would get me a whopping .076 BA, I don’t see why that’s outlandish. Add in maybe 20 walks and 3-4 HBPs.

#2529
11 hours ago, Helobious said:

I’d eat my dick the first ~150 PAs but would slowly adjust. 50 singles would get me a whopping .076 BA, I don’t see why that’s outlandish. Add in maybe 20 walks and 3-4 HBPs.

Even though I know this is trolling, zero chance. Divide all those by 10. And then in half. 

#2530

Roughly 50 weak singles for an athletic 30ish year old that played baseball from 8-18 in 650 plate appearences isn’t impossible. Choke up on the bat, short swing. It’s doable.

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#2531
13 hours ago, Helobious said:

3-4 HBPs.

I think this number is entirely dependent on if the pitcher had ever met you

#2532
47 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Roughly 50 weak singles for an athletic 30ish year old that played baseball from 8-18 in 650 plate appearences isn’t impossible. Choke up on the bat, short swing. It’s doable.

The problem is they know that you're fucking garbage compared to actual Major Leaguers. They don't have to pitch around anything. 

I'm sure you could slap a few singles or get walked a couple times but most of the time you'd be getting blown away by basic stuff like 95 down the middle followed by off speed.

#2533
1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Roughly 50 weak singles for an athletic 30ish year old that played baseball from 8-18 in 650 plate appearences isn’t impossible. Choke up on the bat, short swing. It’s doable.

I would love to see you take an at bat against  @B00M 

#2534
2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Roughly 50 weak singles for an athletic 30ish year old that played baseball from 8-18 in 650 plate appearences isn’t impossible. Choke up on the bat, short swing. It’s doable.

It’s also not impossible for me to tittyfuck Kate upton tonight. Doable though? Los Angeles Dodgers Baseball GIF by MLB

#2535

Cross posting here and the Maui thread. Company makes great shirts. Good cause. Ordered three. One for me, my son and daughter. Fiance will steal mine. 

Baseball Fam,I reach out to you today to help my brothers and sisters affected by the Maui wildfires. As a local boy born and raised in Hawai’i it is my duty to help my ohana. All proceeds of this special edition Maui No Ka ‘Oi Ali’i Tee go to the @MauiFoodBank . @travchock…

 

#2537
2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Bought one thanks

Great products. Got their Clemente hoodie and love it. Saw their store in Cooperstown and me and my kiddo became fans. Nice to see them doing this. Love going into formal meetings wearing their socks. 

#2539

Mariners are now a half game back of the Blue Jays for the last playoff spot

#2542
5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Braves held the Mets to a FG

21-3

And that was the first game of a doubleheader.  

I kinda expect Buck to resign at any minute.

#2545
On 8/10/2023 at 7:12 PM, Helobious said:

I’d eat my dick the first ~150 PAs but would slowly adjust. 50 singles would get me a whopping .076 BA, I don’t see why that’s outlandish. Add in maybe 20 walks and 3-4 HBPs.

I predict a batting title for helo 

#2548
10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
2023 Oakland A’s ladies and gentlemen

 

The Pirates will trade for him just you watch. 

 

Pretty cool story of the Braves calling up a pitcher who also substitute teaches in off season and he pitched well yesterday vs the Mets. 

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#2549
On 8/8/2023 at 7:51 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Chafin, new Mil reliever, goes BB/1B/BB to his only 3 hitters in top 10, next guy lets them all in. 

Does anyone want the NL Central? 

The Cubs will take it

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