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#2853

Can he play QB?  Send him to the Cowboys!!!

#2856

Never knew this...

When the Houston Colt .45s started up, they signed up the SA Missions for their AA team.  The Missions changed their mascot to the Bullets for two seasons:

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#2861
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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*no hablo ingles

Fun fact: With a win tomorrow the Yankees will have a record of 69-69… for the first time since 1969.

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#2862

Here's some random shit. 

David Fry (C/1B/OF) threw 4IP on the mound in this 20-3 MIN/CLE game. The last time a position player threw 4 innings in a game was 1988 when Jose Oquendo threw the last 4 innings of a 5h40m 19-inning game. He took the loss. Amazing box score..... https://t.co/bHeG28YJ3A

 

#2863
Lucas Giolito is the first pitcher to allow 8+ runs in a game for 3 different MLB teams in the same season since Bill Magee did so in 1899 for the Louisville Colonels, Philadelphia Phillies and Washington Senators.

 

#2864
2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Here's some random shit. 

David Fry (C/1B/OF) threw 4IP on the mound in this 20-3 MIN/CLE game. The last time a position player threw 4 innings in a game was 1988 when Jose Oquendo threw the last 4 innings of a 5h40m 19-inning game. He took the loss. Amazing box score..... https://t.co/bHeG28YJ3A

 

F Manfred rules 

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#2865
On 7/31/2023 at 5:42 PM, Scraps said:

AJ Pollock going to SF

Guess the 'experienced clubhouse presence' wasn't worth much. 

Source: The Giants have decided to release outfielder AJ Pollock. He played for Triple-A Sacramento over the weekend on an injury rehab assignment. @MLBNetwork

0-6 with SF before getting hurt. 

#2866
9 hours ago, Helobious said:

*no hablo ingles

Fun fact: With a win tomorrow the Yankees will have a record of 69-69… for the first time since 1969.

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#2867
17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
Lucas Giolito is the first pitcher to allow 8+ runs in a game for 3 different MLB teams in the same season since Bill Magee did so in 1899 for the Louisville Colonels, Philadelphia Phillies and Washington Senators.

 

I mean, shit, I could do that.

#2868
15 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Guess the 'experienced clubhouse presence' wasn't worth much. 

Source: The Giants have decided to release outfielder AJ Pollock. He played for Triple-A Sacramento over the weekend on an injury rehab assignment. @MLBNetwork

0-6 with SF before getting hurt. 

I seriously forgot we had even signed him. Give him the Dan Uggla Memorial award for worst pick-up of the season.

#2871

There's no way that's going to be better than Baseball 100, which is the greatest book ever written, but I'm still pissed that mine hasn't been delivered yet.

What did you have him sign?

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#2872
There's no way that's going to be better than Baseball 100, which is the greatest book ever written, but I'm still pissed that mine hasn't been delivered yet.
What did you have him sign?

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the names of my 3 & 1 year-olds.
#2874
7 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I'm in Wrigley tonight. We might lose 8-1 with only 3 hits but at least I'll get drunk.

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#2876
On 9/4/2023 at 8:03 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Here's some random shit. 

David Fry (C/1B/OF) threw 4IP on the mound in this 20-3 MIN/CLE game. The last time a position player threw 4 innings in a game was 1988 when Jose Oquendo threw the last 4 innings of a 5h40m 19-inning game. He took the loss. Amazing box score..... https://t.co/bHeG28YJ3A

 

 

#2877
A BALK-OFF WIN FOR THE #ROYALS!

It's the new market inefficiency. KC is gonna get all the players that can induce a balk and rule the AL Central. 

#2879

Several of you said you picked up Jasson Dominguez in fantasy based on my hype. I’m still waiting for my thanks. He’s lit it up about as good as you can in your first 4 games. Another homer tonight. 

#2880
12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Several of you said you picked up Jasson Dominguez in fantasy based on my hype. I’m still waiting for my thanks. He’s lit it up about as good as you can in your first 4 games. Another homer tonight. 

It would be cooler if he could mix in some walks and doubles instead of being an out machine when he doesn't homer.

He also looks extremely short bus, NTTAWWT.

#2881

Cards hung 6 on Strider in 2 2/3 and are now trying to hang on, up 11-6 in the 8th.

#2882
38 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

It would be cooler if he could mix in some walks and doubles instead of being an out machine when he doesn't homer.

He also looks extremely short bus, NTTAWWT.

2 singles & a homer tonight, and a double last night. And his 1.143 OPS says fuck your walks. 

41 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He also looks extremely short bus, NTTAWWT.

Well it’s cause he’s from Mars

#2883

How difficult is it to make up 6 games with 22 games left to play, but your team has been literally unbeatable since injecting youth into the lineup? Asking for a friend 

#2884
47 minutes ago, Helobious said:

How difficult is it to make up 6 games with 22 games left to play, but your team has been literally unbeatable since injecting youth into the lineup? Asking for a friend 

You need the Blue Jays to go 11-11 and you go 18-5 (with at least 3 of those wins against said Blue Jays, otherwise you need to go 19-4).

The Jays schedule is murder after this weekend ( 4 Texas, 3 Boston, 6 Yankees, 6 Rays), so seeing them go .500 from here on out wouldn’t shock me, but can the youth pull off a 23-5 September? Ehhh…

#2886

Ahmed has a pretty damn good career for a guy who has never hit for shit.  

Lawler didn't hit great in AA at first, but heated up and then put up huge number at Reno like everyone else.

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#2890

 

It was the Nationals who approached Strasburg about retiring and paying him the full amount of his contract, sources briefed on the matter say. The team wants to change the terms. https://t.co/gm6tz3fZE9

Oops. 

#2893
5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

It was the Nationals who approached Strasburg about retiring and paying him the full amount of his contract, sources briefed on the matter say. The team wants to change the terms. https://t.co/gm6tz3fZE9

Oops. 

it's inconceivable they think they can change the amount owed him.  maybe they're trying to change the duration of the contract.

#2894

Seager should have been tossed too.  Fuck these guys with their bullshit times-out.

Jared Weaver wasn’t happy with Kyle Seager calling time in the middle of his windup So he plunked Seager on the next pitch 😂

 

Edited by slorch

#2896
28 minutes ago, slorch said:

Seager should have been tossed too.  Fuck these guys with their bullshit times-out.

Jared Weaver wasn’t happy with Kyle Seager calling time in the middle of his windup So he plunked Seager on the next pitch 😂

 

jim carrey disbelief GIF

#2897

Memory lane is not OK?

#2898
44 minutes ago, slorch said:

Memory lane is not OK?

I mean, yeah, sure... but a rando moment from the regular season 8 years ago?  

#2899
9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

It was the Nationals who approached Strasburg about retiring and paying him the full amount of his contract, sources briefed on the matter say. The team wants to change the terms. https://t.co/gm6tz3fZE9

Oops. 

Haha.

speaking of FUPM

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