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Can he play QB?  Send him to the Cowboys!!!

Never knew this...

When the Houston Colt .45s started up, they signed up the SA Missions for their AA team.  The Missions changed their mascot to the Bullets for two seasons:

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6 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

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oh he’s done done 

Our starting staff is what you might describe as thin.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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*no hablo ingles

Fun fact: With a win tomorrow the Yankees will have a record of 69-69… for the first time since 1969.

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On 7/31/2023 at 5:42 PM, Scraps said:

AJ Pollock going to SF

Guess the 'experienced clubhouse presence' wasn't worth much. 

0-6 with SF before getting hurt. 

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

*no hablo ingles

Fun fact: With a win tomorrow the Yankees will have a record of 69-69… for the first time since 1969.

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17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I mean, shit, I could do that.

15 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Guess the 'experienced clubhouse presence' wasn't worth much. 

0-6 with SF before getting hurt. 

I seriously forgot we had even signed him. Give him the Dan Uggla Memorial award for worst pick-up of the season.

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^ You really should have gone with this reply on both posts, would have worked. 

22 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I mean, shit, I could do that. 

There's no way that's going to be better than Baseball 100, which is the greatest book ever written, but I'm still pissed that mine hasn't been delivered yet.

What did you have him sign?

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There's no way that's going to be better than Baseball 100, which is the greatest book ever written, but I'm still pissed that mine hasn't been delivered yet.
What did you have him sign?

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the names of my 3 & 1 year-olds.

I'm in Wrigley tonight. We might lose 8-1 with only 3 hits but at least I'll get drunk.

7 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I'm in Wrigley tonight. We might lose 8-1 with only 3 hits but at least I'll get drunk.

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Tampa, with a good shot at the Wildcard, has almost no one there. 

Fuck that stadium. 

It's the new market inefficiency. KC is gonna get all the players that can induce a balk and rule the AL Central. 

Several of you said you picked up Jasson Dominguez in fantasy based on my hype. I’m still waiting for my thanks. He’s lit it up about as good as you can in your first 4 games. Another homer tonight. 

12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Several of you said you picked up Jasson Dominguez in fantasy based on my hype. I’m still waiting for my thanks. He’s lit it up about as good as you can in your first 4 games. Another homer tonight. 

It would be cooler if he could mix in some walks and doubles instead of being an out machine when he doesn't homer.

He also looks extremely short bus, NTTAWWT.

Cards hung 6 on Strider in 2 2/3 and are now trying to hang on, up 11-6 in the 8th.

38 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

It would be cooler if he could mix in some walks and doubles instead of being an out machine when he doesn't homer.

He also looks extremely short bus, NTTAWWT.

2 singles & a homer tonight, and a double last night. And his 1.143 OPS says fuck your walks. 

41 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He also looks extremely short bus, NTTAWWT.

Well it’s cause he’s from Mars

How difficult is it to make up 6 games with 22 games left to play, but your team has been literally unbeatable since injecting youth into the lineup? Asking for a friend 

47 minutes ago, Helobious said:

How difficult is it to make up 6 games with 22 games left to play, but your team has been literally unbeatable since injecting youth into the lineup? Asking for a friend 

You need the Blue Jays to go 11-11 and you go 18-5 (with at least 3 of those wins against said Blue Jays, otherwise you need to go 19-4).

The Jays schedule is murder after this weekend ( 4 Texas, 3 Boston, 6 Yankees, 6 Rays), so seeing them go .500 from here on out wouldn’t shock me, but can the youth pull off a 23-5 September? Ehhh…

Ahmed has a pretty damn good career for a guy who has never hit for shit.  

Lawler didn't hit great in AA at first, but heated up and then put up huge number at Reno like everyone else.

I did not have "Anthony Rendon, clubhouse cancer" on my bingo card.

5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

Oops. 

it's inconceivable they think they can change the amount owed him.  maybe they're trying to change the duration of the contract.

Seager should have been tossed too.  Fuck these guys with their bullshit times-out.

 

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28 minutes ago, slorch said:

Seager should have been tossed too.  Fuck these guys with their bullshit times-out.

 

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Memory lane is not OK?

44 minutes ago, slorch said:

Memory lane is not OK?

I mean, yeah, sure... but a rando moment from the regular season 8 years ago?  

On 9/3/2023 at 9:07 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 Take your home sweep like an adult male, this ain't the thread. 

Oh dear.

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