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17 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

That might be generous. 

It’s hard to average the one-run-every-inning pace they currently need just to win a game by 1.

The A’s are currently 1-0 with this approach since this post. 

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9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Dodger bullpen has clearly not mastered birth control.

Shit, and now Muncy's on paternity leave, too?

How is it possible to have this many guys on paternity leave at once?

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Shit, and now Muncy's on paternity leave, too?

How is it possible to have this many guys on paternity leave at once?

All Star Break.

By getting him to agree to that deal, they increased his trade value immensely. It will be much easier to work a trade now, and I bet they get a nice platter of prospects for him at the deadline.

Damn is some dumbass astros thread poster their GM?

Doesn't have a 1.000 OPS....not up to St Louis standards

To be fair, he's been terrible in the field and has never played OF before last year.

Lulz. Forget who it was but someone was using Walker as an example of why Volpe is comparatively terrible. Now who’s the last man standing? 

after sitting here and watching the marlins hit three absolute bombs measuring 418', 428', and 437', i'm trying to remember the steroid era of my youth when guys were going 430' for sport. just wild to remember/think about. i mean this is shot:

 

meanwhile in the 90's:

 

20 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Damn, right after your Bryce post too. 

yeah i jinxed the shit out of him on that one. had never given up an mlb homer before today. 

 

On 4/25/2023 at 9:11 AM, Helobious said:

The Rays are 14-0 at the Trop this year. Jesus.

14-2

Rays are super scary [emoji849]

13 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

14-2


damn, the helo curse is already in post season form

 

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Oh, you know who it was. 

I really don’t, all the astro dipshits blend together to me. Whoever it was has been proven to be wildly incorrect though. 

On 4/11/2023 at 9:56 AM, Helobious said:

Astros are ass my dude. Really thought we were inferior to them coming into the year but that clearly isn’t the case now. Rays have me worried bigly, which I wasn’t expecting. I hope they collapse but they look like a machine so far. 

Good One Lol GIF by Justin

On 4/25/2023 at 8:22 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Pitt didn't choke quite as badly as Rangers, but they blew their game too. Old dude didn't play. 

Played tonight, struck out swinging.

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I saw he got lucky earlier, stayed up when Reynolds came back. 

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And now he’s in the books.

11 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

name every player in the mlb with 5 HR and 5 SB. go!

hint: there's two; one in each keague.

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Tucker

Acuna

 

pissed they had to face off in mid-April and not mid-sept when they’ll both be knocking on 40/40

 

name every player in the mlb with 5 HR and 5 SB. go!
hint: there's two; one in each keague.
Well i know kyle tucker is one thought Suwinski was the other but he only has 4 SB

Cross post from the 2022 thread from Beau Vine

 

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There's a starting pitcher in the league who is riding a 41.1 inning scoreless streak (8th-longest in MLB history), but has gotten zero attention.  

Here goes that man again.

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
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Tucker

Acuna

 

pissed they had to face off in mid-April and not mid-sept when they’ll both be knocking on 40/40

 

you got 1/2.

 

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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

I really don’t, all the astro dipshits blend together to me. Whoever it was has been proven to be wildly incorrect though. 

He’s now resorted to posting about the Rangers in their thread while they take 2 of 3 from Tampa. Even they thought that was embarrassing. 

CWS are 7-18.  I guess getting rid of the old drunk didn't fix everything.

Jazz Chisolm is the NL player with 7SB and 5HR.

 

and I absolutely had to look it up. My guess was Pete Alonso( with 0 SB) so that shows you how much I watch the damned Mets.

2 hours ago, slorch said:

Jazz Chisolm is the NL player with 7SB and 5HR.

 Yet he sucks moose cock this year.

NINE-INNING GAMES UNDER 2:30

2023 — 109
2022* — 11
(*at same stage of season)

NINE-INNING GAMES 3:30 OR LONGER

2023 — 1
2022* — 39
(*at same stage of season)

Stark on whether the pitch clock is harder on pitchers' arms:

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Are pitchers tiring sooner? We’ve seen no evidence of that. The percentage of starts that lasted five innings or longer is actually way up, from 58.1 percent last year to 69.5 percent this year. Average number of pitches per start is also up significantly, from 78.4 last year to 86.6 this year. And average fastball velocity is at its highest rate ever (93.8 mph, up a tick from 93.7 last year and 93.5 the year before). So while pitchers talk anecdotally about how tiring this is, it hasn’t shown up in length of start so far.

 

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