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nobody out in the 4th and it's tied 5-5 lol. 
So i still got a shot
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1 hour ago, WBT said:

Diamond Joe Musgrove is going to hold it down

OK maybe not

23 minutes ago, Scraps said:
42 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:
nobody out in the 4th and it's tied 5-5 lol. 

So i still got a shot

8-7, staying alive

And there it is

Lulz at the homer sombrero

Sorry Mexico I doubted you

I love queso

Fortunately he was benched. 
 

It’s a real wonder why their record is well below par
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Best part is he was technically sent down last night, then re-added today as the 27th DH body. So if they don't get rained out yesterday, he likely never gets a Major League hit. 

Yeah see i thought that line was for over/under 15.5 homers

Ohtani and Trout combine for 6 hits with Trout getting 2 HRs and 5 RBIs…


as the Angels fall to the Brewers 7-5

#O’Doyled

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I had a small wager on the over in the SF/SD game earlier, but then looked down at my phone earlier after the game first ended and the total for tomorrow's game opened up at 15.5. I was planning on betting the f'n house, but was sitting at a poker table on edibles and got distracted. Just checked now and the line has moved all the way to 20.5, lulz. I may still bet it, but not huge like I was going to. 

Cool story. This kid is from Uganda. Busts his ass. We did some work to get him equipment working with members of the Red Sox Media team. Saw this today. 

FUCK YEAH! Hope he gets drafted. 

 

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Cool story. This kid is from Uganda. Busts his ass. We did some work to get him equipment working with members of the Red Sox Media team. Saw this today. 

FUCK YEAH! Hope he gets drafted. 

 

Uganda sent a couple teams to the LLWS about a decade ago. 
 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Uganda sent a couple teams to the LLWS about a decade ago. 
 

Yet Kamala remains their greatest professional athlete.

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yet Kamala remains their greatest professional athlete.

That would be The Great Kamala you disrespectful doofus. 

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yet Kamala remains their greatest professional athlete.

I felt racist when I barely learned after he died that he had no ties whatsoever to Uganda and it was just a character. 

17 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That would be The Great Kamala you disrespectful doofus. 

Well fuck me, dementia is setting in as I got nicknames mixed up and was channeling the Great Kabuki in what remains of my brain. 

10 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I felt racist when I barely learned after he died that he had no ties whatsoever to Uganda and it was just a character. 

Actually that probably lowers the racism level. You gave him the benefit of the doubt. A true racist would have automatically assumed he was from some shithole like Senatobia, MS. 

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Yet Kamala remains their greatest professional athlete.


greatest night ever for a kid that grew up in Victoria ….

Riverside convention center, Kamala v Kerry Von Erik. It was packed and over sold. They ran out of beer cups and started selling beer in popcorn containers. By the final match, multiple fights had broken out in the crowd and the place was very very rowdy. It was a well fought march, and Kamala had Kerry pinned down several times but he somehow managed to escape Every Time ! In the end KVE prevailed. Several women threw bras and panties at him. We got pizza afterwards, the whole evening slammed 

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Best part is the name on the back.

Saw clips from a game in Yankee Stadium a few days ago and there was a guy with a #3 jersey with Ruth on the back.  I just shook my damn head.

19 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Best case of lolly-gagging I ever saw was Garry Templeton (could be wrong here, it was a long time ago) strolling down to 1B balancing his bat in the palm of his hand with his batting helmet perched on top of it. 

I'm watching the Mets game and Voglefat's new look is really something

 

 

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7 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Holmes blows the 2-0 lead in top 9, still 2nd & 3rd, 1 out. 

this implosion by the nyy bullpen has been glorious. they're out here refusing to throw strikes to josh bell. 😂 they've just walked in a bunch of runs for the worst offense in the AL. 

What the fuck happened to Aroldis Chapman? 1.74 ERA in 11 innings and he’s hitting 103 or 104 on the radar gun every game. He was unbelievably terrible in NY last year and was lucky to hit 99.

His confidence seems bolstered by Jose Altuve's absence...

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Billy Hamilton had an opt-out today, so CWS brought him up. Not real sure he would have been in high demand elsewhere. 

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He’s begun the 2023 season with a .188/.328/.271 slash in 59 Triple-A plate appearances. 

 

57 points higher on OBP is pretty snappy

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