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14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Look at @Helobious's boy!

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and he hit another tank:

 

Talk to me in July when his OPS is below .650 and he’s making up fake stories to the Minneapolis media about fans being mean to him on the streets.

I mean there's probably a market for "on this day" push notifications. Surprised they haven't figured out how to monetize that. 

When I was a kid, I just figured that a guy named Scipio Spinks had to be the coolest guy on the planet.

Lol, holy shit:

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Spinks is currently the head coach for the University of Houston-Downtown Gators baseball organization.

 

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4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Talk to me in July when his OPS is below .650 and he’s making up fake stories to the Minneapolis media about fans being mean to him on the streets.

 

can you bet on gallo for mvp ??

The on this day thing got me curious… damn. A brawl got so out of hand an entire ballpark burned down.

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1894 - In the aftermath of a fierce fight between Baltimore's John McGraw and Boston's Tommy Tucker in the third inning, a devastating fire starts in the right field stands at Boston's South End Grounds. The fire destroys $70,000 worth of equipment as well as the park, the only truly double-decked grandstand Boston would ever have.

And holy shit that might’ve been the coolest looking park of all time

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Best punch ever thrown in MLB history, on this day.. 

 

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Ohtani vs Grayson Rodriguez in a fun early start.

(Please tell me that people aren't calling him GrayRod.)

Shohei has a 460 foot HR, a single, and a triple.  3 runs scored, 3 RBI.

35 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Shohei has a 460 foot HR, a single, and a triple.  3 runs scored, 3 RBI.

Come on, man … it was only 456’

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Best part is Mitch & the C just leaving the ball. 

So what happens if the batter had circled the bases?

Aaron judge becomes first batter in history to peek back and see if catcher is setting up outside. More news at 10.

7 hours ago, Helobious said:

The on this day thing got me curious… damn. A brawl got so out of hand an entire ballpark burned down.

And holy shit that might’ve been the coolest looking park of all time

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It's a shame it's gone, it would make an excellent host for quidditch matches.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

 


the Yankees have been caught running scams, 3 or 4 times ? I’m sure it’s nothing. Who doesn’t learn their lesson after getting caught cheating 6 times ?

it’s Judge simply checking to see if his ‘special’ baseballs have arrived yet. 

2 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

 

why can't the yankees wear apple watches ?

 

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

Aaron judge becomes first batter in history to peek back and see if catcher is setting up outside. More news at 10.

"coming up at 10, aaron judge himself says that he was looking into his own dugout during those at-bats tonight. but first, a shocking interview with a deranged south Texas man, who has a lot to say about joey gallo."

9 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

Judge just checking for the signs from the dugout and if they are about to switch to his special HR chase balls, nothing to see here…

No one could hit a middle-middle slider for a homer like that without cheating

 

I'd have to agree , when a pitcher can't locate thier fastball and rely on a slider. hitters can sit on that pitch and hit it a long ways ea78742cf848be000788216d3292bcb5.jpg

Just remember, y'all -- if the Astros hadn't invented cheating 6 years ago, Steroid Yankee American Hero Guy wouldn't have known how to cheat last night.  So, it's really Houston's fault.

48 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Just remember, y'all -- if the Astros hadn't invented cheating 6 years ago, Steroid Yankee American Hero Guy wouldn't have known how to cheat last night.  So, it's really Houston's fault.

Can't hit the Judge Special Ball 460ft if the dugout doesn't tell you which ball is gonna be the special one...

 

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I mean didn't they only make him change his glove or some shit last time? What does MLB expect?

So, the Yankees are definitely gonna lose their manager and their GM for this.  And they're gonna be eviscerated in the media like they should have been the last two times they got caught cheating, only worse, because of the high horse they've been on for the last few seasons.

Right?

I mean, anything less than that would be absurd, right?

How many pitchers this year from nyy have been busted? Proven mlb had them use doctored baseballs last year. Caught using apple watch, ex manager let it slip they used camera in center field. Can't wait to hear St. Judge condemn his team mates for this behavior, oh wait he is checking what the dugout has to say.

First Yankee pitcher tossed for sticky stuff since Michael Pineda 5 years ago. Clearly an organizational cheating issue.

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

First Yankee pitcher tossed for sticky stuff since Michael Pineda 5 years ago. Clearly an organizational cheating issue.

How many fucking mulligans do y'all get in one five-year span?  This is like half a dozen instances of cheating, that we know of, and you can stick your sanctimonious hypocrisy about the Astros straight up your bandwagon-jumping ass.

Same idiot was busted earlier this season using whatever substance. Finally ejected from a game this year. You are correct about that sir. But there is alot of smoke coming from the Bronx the past 6 years.

4 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

domingo german with 9-up, 9-down, aaannnddd he's tossed for sticky stuff.


He didn’t get 14 warnings this time ?

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